epic-and-kitty
epic-and-kitty
Sorry for my sass, I have depression...
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30 year old  biromantic demisexual  demigirl (she her they pronouns) looking to shout, write, draw and read about her favorite things. And post some original content. Maybe. Who knows? I sure as heck don't... I have a Undertale ship-centric blog now. Its @muffyrus-imagines. Go follow it. Or don't. Your choice..... Also have a self shipping ask blog @ask-inky-paw-prints for mushy story based stuff.... Header image made by the lovely @matronofthevoid Icon by @fuzzyoctoplushie
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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange
Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!
Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!
And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.
Last place is still a place, baby.
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I wake up. I check food safety news. my phone tried to autocorrect that to bees. I check food safety bees
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My AC is out and it’s so hot in my house that most of the cats are either at the clinic or at my mom’s house so they don’t get too hot. Petunia gets to stay though because she is the smartest girl in the world and has planted herself directly in front of the portable AC unit and hasn’t moved
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i will never be against piracy ever but i also need physical media to remain
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I just think it's sad that many artists refuse to learn to draw black features because they're "scared of being perceived as racist" but like, there are so many tutorials and references to use. atp there are no more excuses. it saddens me the amount of times I scroll through an artist gallery and see 0 black characters.
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ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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in the 10.0.0 update they shuffled around code functions, which moves a lot of things such as methods in a class to be further apart.
this slows down the game performance in CPU-bound areas, but its not really known by how much or if it's noticable. it's also not known if this is intentional to get people to buy the switch 2 or whatever
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Not to generate false nostalgia but when I was a kid I remember we went clothes shopping once a year and the tee-shirts weren’t transparent
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years after the inconclusive FDA outbreak investigation #1064 ("dry cereal") from 2022, with over 550 fucking adverse effects reported (WHICH IS A LOT!), and the LARGEST influx of reports iwaspoisoned had ever seen, people are still reporting mystery gut issues, sometimes excruciatingly painful, after eating lucky charms and cheerios. this is not limited to one or a few flavors, I have seen this across a bunch of different flavors and varieties of both.
there has never been a recall about this. there has never been a cause found. the investigation was closed without figuring out what the fuck is making people sick. lucky charms is blatantly aimed at kids, and cheerios spent decades making a name for itself as 'healthy' and 'safe' for people with major medical issues.
anecdotally since 2022 I have spoken to a lot of people who either had their kid's mystery gut issues clear up after their kids stopped eating those cereals, or had their own mystery gut issues clear up after they stopped eating the cereals themselves. and yes, this includes people without a gluten sensitivity.
if you eat any flavors of lucky charms or cheerios, and you have any kind of mystery gut issues going on, please try avoiding the cereals for a week or few and see if anything improves or clears up.
and yeah, I am never eating ANY lucky charms or cheerios again. they KNOW their cereals are making people sick. they just hope everyone forgot.
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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever
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I think we as a society don't hate ads enough. We can always hate them more you know.
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late night reminder to self: your depressive episode will not last forever. it will have an end. tonight will not be the end of you.
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In light of some of the many things happening across the world this year, I thought this Pride Month needed a special illustration.
Happy Pride Month, may we all stay safe, look after each other, and keep painting our rainbows, no matter what. 🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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