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prometheus: hot take,
the greek gods: no give that back
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there was a chicken loose on the golf course so they just. brought it in. to the office.
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the masculine urge to ride your horse into the middle of town and dramatically fall off of it revealing the serious gunshot wound in your side
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adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline
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this hill... it's silent... and its residents... are evil...
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amazing news for the bisexual community

"oscar isaac" "kristen stewart" "vampire" "thriller" "80s" ???? please

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well thank gd i'll have amazon and toyota at pride instead of gorgeous men in leather harnesses ! that was a close one!
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