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Mm...

(The Greek paused for a moment, her eyes trained unblinkingly ahead with a pensive expression. He was about to ask if something was up before she gave a soft chuckle. She continued walking beside him, shaking her head)

Maybe you aren't so bad... for a Roman

(Her tone was lighthearted, and there was no hint of malice to be detected)

Me and my men don't come seeking trouble, but it often has a way of finding us. Or me, specifically. It's... refreshing, I suppose, to not expect a blade the moment you turn your gaze

-Captain Gorner

(He chuckles heartily at her comment, relaxing his muscles a bit.)

I'm glad to refresh you so! We miniatures are known to cause a few problems, but nothing truly harmful.. and nothing at the expense of a fellow mini!

I must say as well, it's quite nice to have someone who's from around the same time as I.. As much as I love my friends from other eras, the familiarity is pleasant.

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To be honest with you, I am not sure.

My crew can be the... ahem... independent type at times. They were actually the ones to suggest scouting near here... personally, I was more wary of the ones getting locked up each night, though I suppose they're rather harmless behind glass.

(She followed him uncertainly, her footing careful on the unfamiliar terrain. Despite her caution, she walked with an elegant confidence, an authority's posture if he ever saw one)

...why are you so willing to assist me, Sir Octavius?

-Captain Gorner

It seems you Greeks never learned proper organizational skills, haha!.. Though, I supposed the Westerners never did either, and they were the ones to take down Larry on the first try..

(He seems to have been distracted, speaking to himself in a stream of conciousness. He notices the captain speaking again, and shuts his mouth while he listens.)

Oh.. now, you see-..

(He struggles to find the words he needs, looking straight ahead as if to focus.)

..I suppose it's because,, well, I've.. changed. Yes, our people have feuded in our lives.. but I've been in this museum for over half a century, and we've all had Larry to aid us in our journey of growth - and of course, I had Jedediah to aid me in mine - so we could better coexist in our home.

And that all made the petty feelings I had towards people I'd fought in life seem so.. small.

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Yes, that would be us. The... "new ones"

You haven't? Oh dear...

While I appreciate the offer, my crew tends to be... wary of strangers. Particularly... well...

(Gorner gestured vaguely at Octavius. At least, in his general direction, more to the empty space to the left of him)

N- Nevermind. They were last positioned, to my knowledge, on the back of the benches between your own and your neighbors' relms. They should have returned an hour ago by now...

I see.. Well, perhaps Jedediah has seen them then! Hopefully he hasn't caused them any problems... though, the western folk aren't too fond of strangers either.. Perhaps we should pop over and check.

(He begins to move towards the Western exhibit, gesturing for the captain to follow him.)

If I may ask, what were they doing stationed there? If your people are so wary of Romans, I'd assume you want to be as far from our domain as possible..

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What if I just….

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(For context: A new miniature diorama had been set up in the Hall of Miniatures: a fleet of Ancient Greek sailors. Activity from this diorama has been minimal, just small scout parties, and they don't appear threatening)

(One of these Greeks has ended up in the Roman diorama, looking for a scout party that hadn't returned yet. She wanders near the edge of the diorama, stumbling over every possible obstacle, until she runs into Octavius)

Oh! My apologies! You are General Octavius, I take it? *she bowed respectfully* sorry for intruding like this, but...

Well, some of my crew seem to have disappeared from around here, and they have a habit of getting into trouble where they shouldn't... did any of my men perhaps wander through here?

-Captain Gorner

(Ooc: sorry this is a lot longer and more "cringy roleplay"-y than most other asks you get, no pressure to answer)

(Octavius looks at her, studying her for a few moments, before setting his face to a determined expression.)

Your crewmates are missing, you say?.. You're from that new exhibit, aren't you? The Greeks?

I don't believe I've seen any of them come by here, but I'd like to help find them anyhow. Where was the last place you saw them?

(no worries, i loveeee cringey rp!! i actually really appreciate it!)

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candace: "you're so busted"

augustus: "i already am a bust"

candace: "MOOOOM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING THE MUSEUM EXHIBITS TALK AGAIN"

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Spending a night with Jedediah and Octavius sounds like the most chaotic night you'd ever have. Either in the best or worst way.

...and I am all for it!

Just let me chill with you for a night, I beg. I can brING THE MINI CANDY BARS!!!

Jedediah: Hey, we would love that! The only pro'lem would be getting Gigantor to agree..

Octavius: We don't.. have to tell him.. we could sneak them in!

Jedediah: Oh, now, that is a good idea! .. but how???

Octavius: ...Do you think Teddy could help?

Jedediah: Hm.. Anon, we'll get back t'you! ..eventually..

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Hey, uh since it's pride and all...how do we feel about a potential trans man Octavius? One of my favorite headcanons, but no need to share it of course

I really like that concept, it seems very joyful and whimsical :3

its not how I personal see his character, but i love hearing other peoples headcsnons for these silly little guys!!

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How you feel about this photo is it true your presdent of that club octavius

hate to break it to you.. w anon activated, you can add images..

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JEDTAVIUS NATION!!! YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!! HAVE A SILLY DOODLE!! ❤️

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sorry i havent rlly posted at all today, im really burnt out..

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How did Jedediah find out that his guns don't work? Maybe in his first fight with Octavius?? Must have been pretty awkward in that case

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them for pride month :’)

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More NATM fanart? More likely than you think.

In my opinion, the best Jedtavius fics out there are Sandfall and Carissme, Kemosabe by Persaephone. I’ve read them both an absurd number of times, and while there are a handful of great fics for these two, nothing else quite captures their dynamic the same way.

This piece is inspired by chapters 6 and 7 of Carissme, Kemosabe, that lives rent-free in my head.

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C-can I steal you two from the museum 🥺 it would only take 17 hours by car :D

Jedediah: We can't leave... and still be alive... and be happy, y'know? Unless you plan on stealin' all our friends too. But even then, y'know, it just wouldn't be the same without the museum.. But yer welcome to stay here with us!! 'M sure Larry would help y'a hide away here :3

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it's June 1st. GUARDS!!!!! GIVE ME THE MINIATURE YAOI 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💥💥