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Infdev 20100415 kinda sucks to actually play due to all the missing features (not just relative to modern Minecraft, but also regressions from Indev just a few months earlier), but my god is the terrain gen great.

I mean, look at it! It's beautiful.

Here's that same world forwards-ported to 1.21.5 to make it a little easier to compare. That's an incredible view. I'd wanna live there!

I didn't even have to spend any time wandering around hunting for that view. This was spawn on my fourth* try! Every world looks this good in 20100415.

It's got problems -- big trees + bugged leaf decay + mountains everywhere = building anything of any real size a total slog -- but man I wish it had stuck around a little longer. Until caves got re-introduced, at least. So pretty...

*Kept fucking up the save-forwarding process. Here's the screenshots from my first three attempts:

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stop eating coffee cakes with the lesser drakes and come drink from a flagon with an elder dragon

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I still think that the point of BDSM is to play out scenarios that would be morally infeasible to enact outside the trappings of fiction. erotic literature can be that as well. so erotic literature that’s “about” BDSM and treats BDSM itself as the taboo and the affirmations of consent and safe words and aftercare as The Sexy Part are jerking it to the cave wall shadows

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"you can do whatever you want forever" is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous memes with the potential to gigafry your brain but is exclusively repeated by turbo-autists who unironically want to like "build a life of indescribable joy" and basically get everything they ever wanted and more.

Literally the most spiritually adept people in existence having their enormous brains rearranged by some 6D memetic demon who makes them quit their email job and pursue joy, joy, radical joy.

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o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

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16:9 TV is homophobic.

Bring back 4:3 so the actors have to nearly kiss just to be in frame again

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Pirating Adobe is supporting Adobe. It's why all anyone knows how to use is Adobe, and workplaces are forced to purchase a Creative Cloud business license or get get sued into a crater when someone inevitably does pirate it. Piracy has never been immoral, but it isn't an effective replacement for software by predatory businesses. The only effective replacement is software libre, or at least pre-enshittening licensed software.

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Windows 95 Turtle on Toyhou.se

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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

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Fuck yeah they gave it a mech

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rate my desktop!

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there are pride flags for being a "homosexual" and "transgenderite" but none for being an america patriot. this pride month share the american pride flag i made to show that you are an american patriot. it is red white and blue, the america colors

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If we live on the milk-milk disc, where are they hiding the lemonade?

Wait are we called mammals after mammary glands? Are mammals named after tits???

ARE WE THE BOOBS CLASS?

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Little black squash balls, Walter. This lab is where you will create little black squash balls.

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im a snapjaw. im bitin the fart bubbles in the watervine patch. we smokin qudzu symbiotes. smokin that south sunderlies house isner deluxe megadram kasaphescence kush. we smokin beetlebum. im on 12 ubernostrum injectors smokin on q girl dick. we smokin mangrove gelatinous prism boogers. we snortin that good six day stilt hot and spiny jibblies. they must have amnesia, they forgot that im xem. that bey lah backwoods pack hittin that hindrussy smell like a chitinous puma. we smokin shit from a glass hookah blowin shekhinah's bubbles. im sick in the head. im on that rainbow wood soupy sludge. im on them ekuemekiyyen greens. im on them omonporch asphodelytes. i left my zetachrome pumps in the reliquary, i'll have to stunt on them next time. i don't give a fuck if i get decapitated, i don't need that head anyway. im high on 12 pax klanqs, lookin to beat the cum out of an irritable palm. we smokin dilute warm static you stupid piece of shit, i'll fuckin kill you. call that pussy the asphalt mines, cause im in this bitch and i can't get out. last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some ulnar stimulators. the last thing he ever saw was the engraving on them. slowly faded into darkness, and i let the argent fathers take him.

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you