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imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#my cat is hanging out in the window#idk about the dog upstairs#there's a dog on the 3rd floor too#possibly other kitties i wouldn't know#apartment life
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A lot of the type on this is broken up (and also in French) but since people were trying to read it... his crime was "vol simple" (vol presumably being short for the French word for theft); he stole 2000 dollars, at some unreadable hotel, it was on the 14th of May, my french really sucks but something about 20 cassettes du film, page 2 is mostly a repeat of page 1.

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Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall at home following Bogarts win for 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 in 1952.
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some of you are mentally unwell bc your reusable water bottle is filled with black mold go wash that shit
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I humbly suggest that true crime freaks should get into learning about scammers instead of serial killers. I LOVE reading about fraud and grifts and pyramid schemes. true crime ppl have all this paranoid energy about murder, which is rare in the grand scheme of things.....maybe instead that could be channeled into some productive rage toward capitalism.
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My toxic trait is that I judge people by their top three Shakespeare plays - just like folks who are into the horoscope judge you based on your sun, moon and rising signs.
Btw mine are Macbeth, Richard II and The Tempest
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