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The original script for "Tin Cup" was about Joey's education and training in the trade. 聽Twelve la-la-land rewrites later, it ended up being about Kevin Costner starring in a bad movie
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This sewervenir is bound to be the highlight of your travel log.
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Please drink and hit your wife responsibly聽
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Pete Frumpton, the original party ruiner
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Ok but I still have the best stockings.
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Seriously, Jeff, get a new coat
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..and they lived modestly ever after
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It's ok, you guys, I took a photography class in college
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To be fair, it is their bedtime
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I remember when nipple bows cost a penny
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Buck up, at least you know she's not pregnant.
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Do you think they herd me?
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Stupid kids, terriers are small and gamey. 聽Labs, now there's a stewin' dog
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When asked to comment, a PETA representative stated: "People who put things on horses should be burned alive."
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Their story has been optioned for a movie. 聽Spoiler: it's basically Cool Runnings with brooms
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