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my boyfriend is currently away on vacation so I'm using the week as an opportunity to get as gassy as possible

i imagine it'll only get worse as the week goes on but omg my farts are so bad already...the rotten egg smell hangs in the room for like 10 minutes afterwards

i had a huge bowl of chili, 2 fiber one bars, some prune juice, and a bunch of sugar free wafers and candy (one of them even has a warning on the package about laxative effect with excessive consumption lol) and I'm ripping awful gas every few minutes. as is typical for me a lot of them aren't too loud (true sbds) but I'm doing my best to record the ones that sound good. i don't have anything outside the house to do or anywhere to be so I'm trying to use the opportunity to just turn into a disgusting gasbag, im hoping they just get worse and smellier as the week goes on

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hi all ive been busy moving but i drank 2 cans of soda earlier and got some nice burps out of it, hope you enjoy

(feel free to reblog/comment :))

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During your visit at Porcoline’s restaurant, you realize your boyfriend, Dylas, isn’t working today. You hear he’s free tonight, so you decide to pay him a visit upstairs. You arrive to something… interesting.

Male Gas Audio + female partner; upset stomach with noises, belching, farting, implied facesitting

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I feel like we need more goth (ACTUAL GOTHS I MEAN.) / metalhead mfs who have a fart kink like I do 😭😭😭

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Thought about a guy going on a date and trying his best not to burp around them because his burps are naturally really loud and deep and he finds it so embarrassing

He manages to get through most of the date without burping once but it's getting harder and harder to hold them in cause he's getting so bloated it's starting to get a little noticeable

His belly is also getting a little noisy trying to hold in all that gas

When they start getting close and kissing their date just presses their hand against their stomach and he lets out this monstrous belch right in their face (or mouth)

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lots of burps because I have an intolerance to something in what I ate but it just mostly causes gas and mild stomach pain LOL

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i should record more burps for yall, god knows i've done thousands since the last time i recorded. anyways enjoy the best burp i've ever recorded

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some burps from yours truly (i'm alive) so to preface this i've just been gluttonous today and eaten a lot of cheese, I got a free pizza from domino's and literally devoured two pizzas for dinner plus like a ton of assorted shit throughout the day, I'm pretty sure this annihilated the record for the most I've eaten ever and I chugged one of those sparkling ices on top of that nad holy fuck i got gassy

anyways sorry for the text wall, enjoy the gas

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The sounds that resulted from me getting the most stuffed I've ever been. Eating an entire pizza is something I've done so many times before with no issue, but throwing a liter and a half of bubbly orange soda on top of that had me maxed out! Enjoy my belches, moans, and other sounds of pleasure and pain all thanks to one terrifically stuffed gut.

Comms are open and tips are always appreciated!

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spanking doesn’t do much for me on its own, but it’s a real tragedy i haven’t seen any spanking content with a character also being gassy QuQ’’’

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I loooove your posts - any eprocto thoughts for couples? like one gassy and embarrassed and the other so totally in love?

omg thank u this is a god tier dynamic and maybe even my favorite <3

have to start out with a classic. a particularly indulging date night with a big dinner. they’re cuddling while watching a movie when person a comes to the realization that it is not sitting well. at it. or maybe they’re just, well, gassy. they’re mortified to be letting it rip while being so close and particularly on top of their s/o, but person b is honestly much more amused by all of the farts. going as far as to call it “cute” and offer plenty of belly rubs.

person a totally gassing out a room, thinking they’re home alone... until person b walks in and immediately gets hit with the stench. “what’s that sme-“ they stop themselves to spare person a anymore embarrassment.

maybe they’re both in an elevator or just any crowded space where it’s not easy to get away. person a is letting out rancid silent farts and everyone starts complaining about the smell and pointing fingers. of course, person b knows exactly who the culprit is as soon as they get a look at their beloved. they try their very best to make person a feel better about it afterwards.

person b simply asking person a if they’re feeling gassy after a couple of farts is really cute too.

i really like the idea of person b always commenting on the other’s farts, well-meaning, of course. “nice one, babe!” “that was good, feel any better?” “impressive!”

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these are getting deeper and better, whoa. definitely the longest burp i've ever had holy shit

also this isn't even a comp this was in real time. holy shit

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Something so hot about someone farting at the table, especially while eating.

So disrespectful

against every rule of table manners.

So hot to hear them vibrate the chair beneath them

Omg especially if someone is under the table, or behind them watching them fart

Of course burping at the table is hot, not as hot as farting imo

Bonus,

someone who’s into it smelling where they just sat to get off on the smell…(themself or a partner, especially in secret lol)

farting ON the table….

and farting on food is just debased and nasty (I love it so much wtf.)

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I wanted to say that I've been reading the stories from your drive and omg, I love the dynamic between your characters so much on top of all the IMMACULATE detailed descriptions of kink. I love how Mijlan is slowly warming up to Idris in regards of being his gassy self around him and how his humiliation is slowly making way for eagerness and need for praise. You're doing god's work out there, also DAMN that man can fart, I can't wait to read through the remaining stories and the new one you just added rahhhh ( 🍁 - shyly claiming this emoji since I suspect I may be coming back to praise you for your work as I read on lol)

AWW that is so sweet of you, it means the world to me that my pretty niche and specific way of writing fetish fic is being enjoyed by people. and that man can fart much to his endless chagrin

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Your stories are so perfect, thank you <3 something I love about this kink is how genuinely loving it can be. I think that at its core it’s a kink about accepting someone at their most vulnerable and “disgusting” and I think that’s such a beautiful thing. Thank you for capturing that so well!!!!!!!

thank you :) that's something I view as really important and central to my personal experience of this kink so I'm glad it resonates with people :)

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good afternoon my freakoos...take another fart story for your enjoyment

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waves again hi everyone just wanted to say there's a new story in the folder you can see it here

hey, speaking of my Google drive full of kink erotica! are you a burp/fart fetishist who likes in-depth, detailed descriptions of gas and fleshed-out characters and dynamics?

i have 50,000 words worth of oc fics involving burps, farts, and a smattering of other assorted kinks. ill be posting them all on ao3 in the near future and linking them but if you're interested you can read them all now in this google drive

they all feature the same two (male) ocs (they're t4t trans men) and they are chronologically sorted but yknow they're kinkfics you can read them however you want. each doc ranges in length from 1000 to 10,000 words so like some of these are Detailed.

all featured kinks are spoilered/triggerwarned at the beginning of the docs, so don't worry about getting jumpscared by unexpected stuff. i think some more niche burp/fart scenarios are in some of these, here's an incomplete list of kinks featured in one or more of these fics:

-burping: burp desperation, soda burps, burps after stuffing, embarrassed burping, burping in faces, burping while kissing, burping while eating someone out, hiccups

-farting: embarrassed farting, intentional and unintentional farting during sex, farts with a heavy emphasis on smell/SBDs, loud farts, toilet farts, pre-poop farts, sharts, consensual facefarting and mouthfarting with an enthusiastic recipient, farting during rim jobs, lube/anal sex farts, farting while getting eaten out, car farts, post-stuffing farts, both clothed and nude farting, lap farting, farting on pussy, shower and bath farts, tbh if theres a fart that exists it's probably in here LOL

-scat (all scat is kept under line breaks, so you can read a fic and then just stop when you see the break if you don't want to read the scat part): diarrhea, unintentional messing, constipation relief, watching someone shit, desperation, shitting into a container/bucket

-assorted: mild stuffing (voluntary, really just someone eating a little too much), belly sounds, belly rubs, bellyaches, praising someone for their gas, body worship and specifically ass worship, characters with canonical kinks (including a praise kink and eprocto + eructophilia), embarrassment and humiliation (of gas-haver) is in basically all of these

-kinks not in any of these stories: emeto, omorashi, weight gain, scat play, abdl, feederism, fart torture (all just not my cup of tea)

please read these little stories to your heart's content if you're interested :) please feel free to message me about them or send asks, I love knowing how ppl feel about my writing + having people actually find it hot

(and feel free to rb this)