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Stinky

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You have lived for months as a “pet” to a cruel vampire, and it has been miserable. You’ve nearly resigned to your fate when two new vampires show up to the residence claiming to be from VETH (Vampires for the Ethical Treatment of Humans).

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you will never be a bad person for not reblogging a post on tumblr, please remember that

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Potatso National Park, Shangri-La, Yunnan, China by 任逍遥

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“who’s a bigger simp....mordecai or finn?” is so tired. we all know who would be cooler and more normal about you being nonbinary

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a couple snesbians for @passionpeachy

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english slang is awful i would hate to be learning this shit. like the word shit. something can be horseshit or bullshit which means it's a lie. but cow shit is just poop. and something can be dogshit which means it's really bad quality. but cat shit is just poop.

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Holy ground

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If there are trees you aren’t alone

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they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

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can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

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