your local French he/him lesbiancrawling out of his hole every year or so to socializedo not perceive me, i'm just passing by
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1: Wake up.
2: You were groaning in your sleep.
3: Is everything alright?
4: Nothing hurts?
5: You’re not sick, are you?
6: Well alright.
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⟡ the saint ⟡
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Me everytime i see a french meme in this godforsaken fandom:
(This applies to every french speaking country/region tbh)
(Also given the current political situation i think the only way to keep your spirits up is to play a 20 yo game about a town where the situation is even more fucked up and you can kill the rich about it)
(Ahahahhah no guys i'm not salty at all because of my gvt's latest bright idea to fuck the poor and the disabled even more so than usual ahahahhh what are yall talking about???)
i'll follow back all francophone patho fans out of solidarity. on va manger ces pâtes aux logiques les gars 🤞
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Whether they like it or not, a new Director joins the Theatre…
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yulieva was requested some time back
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Les chats feront des chiens
Les ronces feront des grenades
Et moi, je ferai la guerre.
first line of the caption is a play on the french phrase “les chiens ne font pas des chats”, “dogs do not make ( = give birth to) cats”, which is the french version of the idiom “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”. here negated and the animals switched around because. well. smiles.
second line means “brambles will/shall make pomegranates/grenades” (homonyms in french)
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pathologic fest day 30
"We Are Behind You"
Lumières, rideau. On applaudit [...] en coulisses ! À la régie !
#pathologic#me when i dissociate so much i realize i'm part of the “theater life” playmobil set of two evil shitlings
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this is how Danil gets around when the pathologic3 demo skips parts of town
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dad’s clothes pt.1 and pt.2
(originally posted on 8-12/05/2021)
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close friends
(first posted 09/04/2022)
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D. Dankovsky. Capital, 18XX
(he/him)
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being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time
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Noo daniil don't cry you're too sexy
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you drag death behind like a tethered bull
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Ok I take it back, Patho classic is way easier than patho 2, but mainly because of the bugs
(my infection meter kept going down without taking any antibiotics so i could enter an infected house in the morning, loot to my heart's content or do any quest i felt like doing, get 30% infected in the process, and by the evening i would be healthy again as proven by the arsonists not attacking me on sight. My 50+ hours first playthrough of the Bachelor route was just me running into pest angels, fistfighting rats and selling every tablet i could find to buy more ammo because who cares? Vision gets blurry and it's funny)
(Also isn't the hunger management way easier than in Patho 2 or is it just that Daniil is rich and i already knew what to expect from the game ? AND of course as there are almost no quest set during the night -unless i'm dumb which might very well be the case- there is almost no way of dying of exhaustion)
#pathologic#pathologic classic hd#bachelor route#sorry but this bug was so funny like the obvious answer is that my blood will provide the serum#pathologic spoilers#kinda?#not really but idk man#also once you learn how to differentiate the townfolks it just gets so easy to avoid thugs#and to be frank i didn't intend to play patho by bug exploiting#the bugs kept coming at me unwanted
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disclaimer I don’t think Kim’s actually probably a bad driver




#disco elysium#kim defying the laws of physics when passing his medical exam that assess if he's fit to drive a mc#i know he FEELS the road
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Deathbird, or portrait of the Bachelor with match
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