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Where would we be without the number 3. She's given us so much. <3. :3. What's next
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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream
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when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn鈥檛 show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn鈥檛 believe it. he thought the cop must鈥檝e been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn鈥檛 even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.
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If you have any dirty dishes in your room can you please just eat one of them? just one dish. you'll feel so much better. eat your ceramics
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i just went to cool town and they said they knew u
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i really enjoy that i鈥檓 experiencing dashcon 2 in the same way that my forefathers experienced the original dashcon: though sporadic bursts in chaotic photos. i have no damn clue what鈥檚 going on except the ball pit is tiny, strange aeons won the duel and ousted the muppet joker, there was a live in person kung pow penis, and someone cosplayed the children鈥檚 hospital
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No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.
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I think the problem the writers have is thinking that sam is the cool calm and collected one and dean is the one going off doing crazy girl shit. did yall even see s1. every 30 seconds sam is like "someone died in my brain, let's go" [drives the impala into the side of a building] "honestly that thought hadnt occurred to me ://" [laughs at his brother diving off a bridge into sewer water] [decapitates someone with razor wire] [runs away to california for a second time] [becomes the central player in the demon hunger games] and dean literally just wants to find their dad. sam can pass for normal bc hes the only one in this godforsaken family with a filter, but hes just as, if not more wildly unhinged as his brother.
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When writing inconsistency becomes an accurate portrayal of adult children who grew up with an abusive/neglectful parent
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"When you're trying to have a hot girl summer, but the governments decide to start WWIII馃槶馃槶"
Location: Bumfuck, Oklahoma
"Dying in WWIII wasn't on my 2025 bucketlist 馃拃馃"
Location: Sydney, Australia
"Look at the strawberry varenyky I made"
Location: Kyiv, Ukraine
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T.. t fem s-sam... pwetty pwease?
Didn鈥檛 know what you wanted exactly but here鈥檚 a Sam dealing with the heat wave rn, she is not having fun
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Things worn down by people.
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