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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

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*Stares directly into the camera*

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Hope all women over 30 are having a great day

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“if fortnite is so good, why haven’t they made fivenite?”

they already did it’s at freddys

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Porn gets banned on major internet space -> porn moves to new space -> new space gets surge of popularity usage and investors -> investors want porn gone because you can't advertise Better Help next to hq art of the scout from team fortress 2 getting backshots -> porn gets banned there -> porn moves to new space -> new space gets surge of popularity usage and-

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Muistakaahan varoa heikkoa jäätä! Beware of thin ice, everyone!

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Quote 1: "I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days." - Burgerpants, Undertale

Quote 2: "I can't read!" - Sissel, Ghost Trick

Propaganda

Quote 1: Funniest line in all of Undertale - Submitter

Quote 2: This line is simultaneously incredibly funny and FORSHADOWS EVERYTHING. If you know, you know - Mod Chaos

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Sorry I've been lacking again with art. I'm not able to keep my resolution of a daily doodle cos I've already missed many days.

So have Hondo smooching Aran cos St Valentines or something ✨

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crimes in the ring

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Any harm caused to boxers inside the ring falls outside the responsibility of the WBVA. Thanks for playing.

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This week's doodles, I'm starting a series of funny black rats fghjk

Saturday doodle is missing cos of reasons I won't bother you with

So this is from 22 to 28, minus 27

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Last Sunday I forgot to post my weekly batch of arts

The dog is my mom's, it was her birthday on the 20th :3

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I liked this doodle enough to try and paint some colour on it :3

Always part of my daily challenge, pencil sketch is 17/366 and the colors are 18/366