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"I let them wear what they want because..."

James

"It's their choice."

He doesn't care what you wear, he thinks you look good all the time. He can get a little jealous if people are staring at you but that's just part of the deal. The ego boost he gets from having your eyes only on him is insane and that's part of why he let's you wear what you want.

Erik

"I trust them."

No matter what, whenever you go out, Erik asks what you're wearing. Not to control it, just so he can say "Give me a twirl~" and compliment you. He actually likes when people stare because he knows that you chose him, nobody else. Why else would you marry him?

Sam

"I can fight."

The first time he heard someone say "They were practically asking for it" He wasn't even on patrol. You had to tell him to not say "You have a very punchable face, you're practically asking for it." But real talk, if you wear something a little risky he's going with you. If someone looks a little too hard, his fists are already up.

Matthew

"They can fight."

He knows he's not the most intimidating guy. Nonetheless, he's confident that you can handle yourself. The first time someone catcalled you, he was a little scared by the look on your face. He was pretty impressed too when he saw the look on the other person's face.

Damien

"I'm scared of them"

Not scared as in abu//se scared, scared as in "I know what they're capable of" and he's almost worried if someone tests you. Like if someone tries to flirt with him, the glare you give could kill and he knows it. If he even suggested you change, he's having a heart attack.

[erikandersonsspouse]

Holy shit I can't wait!!!!

A prequel is coming…

[erikandersonsspouse]

Seduce Me Bros Trying The Period Pain Simulator

This has been my hyperfixation for over a week and I doubt it's gonna stop but also my body is mad I'm not pregnant so... Here, I guess.

James

I feel like he knows

He knows it's gonna hurt

But he has this sick sense of satisfaction

Knowing he can probably do better than his brothers

But he gets like 3 levels in and he's gritting his teeth and doing those really dramatic breaths

Save him

"I've read plenty, I'm sure this isn't as bad as it seem- ... I take back everything I just said. Dear, please, sweetheart, my love, no, I can't."

Erik

He probably tries to play it off

"Oh? Didn't take you to be one for pain, princess."

And then he's like curled in on himself

He does those like "I'm so sorry for every woman I've ever looked at" monologs

"This will be interestiNG!! Princess, I am so sorry that I ever doubted, oh God, any woman ever... They have to go through this... Every month?"

Sam

He's absolutely been laughing at his brothers

"It can't be that bad, drama queens. 10, immediately, I can take it."

He immediately regrets everything

Every choice he's ever made

He's doing that thing where he punches whatevers closest to him

He accidentally breaks a couple door frames on accident

Don't let him go to the roof unless you want your ceiling to cave in

"C'mon, level 10 immediately, I got this. OH MY- Holy shit, it's this bad? I'm gonna lose my fucking mind... WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS ONLY LEVEL 5?"

Matthew

Seeing Sam had him scared

He and Sam would bicker a lot but he knew Sam

He wouldn't react like that unless it was bad bad

He looks at you like "Please, I'm so sorry, please don't do this to me."

But just as you put the thing on he's already like "No, it hurts"

"It's not even turned on yet"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN"

You turn it on and immediately he's like "Every month?"

Bro probably tears up a little

He understands how you're able to handle Simon now

This is so much worse

"Oh no, please, it hurts... It's not even on? Why does it hurt already? OH SWEET MOTHER OF- And you feel this every month?"

Damien

I want to say he would be like "Anyway, I'm gonna be busy all day so you have fun"

And you're like "Read my mind again, I dare you. You're not getting out of this."

And he winces at each and every one of his brothers reactions

"Ready?"

"No"

"Good. Neither is anyone when it's the real deal."

You turn it on and he's just silent

He's probably the type to do that like hiding the pain via singing thing

Like the "Oh my god 🎶 This is so terrible 🎵 I have so much respect for you 🎶"

Let's be real, he probably cries

"I'm sorry for doing anything, don't do this to mE- Oh, God, hmm. Nope, no, I'm good, I understand. Please!"

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They all probably get a tracker for you and stock the house with chocolate in the days leading up. Their wives also thank you when they find out why they know so much.

[erikandersonsspouse]

What the Seduce Me Bros Call Their Daughters

Only daughter's because I was making them in the sims and all of them had daughters for some reason

James

Sweetheart, darling, cutie

Like his daughter is fussing or something cause she's tired and he picks her up like "Alright, sweetheart, Daddy's gotcha"

Tucks her into bed with a kiss on the forehead "Sweet dreams, cutie"

Or she's like babbling and he's like "Very interesting, darling"

He replies to her noises like a conversation

He's 100% husband material and 1000% dad material

Erik

He refers to your daughter as princess too

But there's a few like honey, lovely, stuff like that

"Hey Honey, time to wake up."

And any boy that even looks at her is like "Why are your dad's eyes gold?"

"They do that when he's angry."

He isn't above threatening children

Just be glad he isn't Sam...

Sam

SPEAKING OF SAM

Doofus is reserved for you only

He calls your daughter babygirl

Probably throws in a girly every now and then

She scrapes her knee and he goes "Up you go, there you are girly, can I have a smile from my babygirl?"

He was nervous as hell to be a dad but he's great

Matthew

I'm 100% he calls her sugar or something related to cooking

He once called her flower

And you were like "Oh, that's cute!"

And he was like "No, the baking ingredient flour"

He made her go in and tell you not to be mad at him

You threatened Simon Tabby with a seam ripper and thread scissors if he even dared touch her

Matthew storms in at one point like "Sugar, I don't want you hanging out with him anymore."

And it turns out he's talking about Simon Tabby because they teamed up to prank him

Damien

Mostly hun, sunshine or something like peanut

He was amazed at how small she was when she was born

That's probably why he calls her peanut

He melts whenever she smiles

"Whatcha smiling at, sunshine?"

Or like her favorite toy got broken and he doesn't see it immediately while she's crying

"What's wrong, peanut?"

And she's like BEGGING for a bed time story so he's like "Alright, wrote this one myself, hun."

[erikandersonsspouse]

Spouse's 2023 Kinktober Prompt List!

Happy October 1st everyone!! I am working on the first prompt of the month as we speak but I wanted to post what I have of the prompt list so far, it is not completed so please feel free to continue sending in ideas! The list is below the keep reading line.

Minors/ageless blogs do not interact!

Day 1 Matthew - Teasing

Day 2 Erik - Breeding

Day 3 Sam - Roleplay

Day 4 Damien - Nipple play

Day 5 James - Bondage

Day 6 Erik - Oral Sex (fem! receiving)

Day 7 Sam - Predator/Prey

Day 8 Matthew - Orgasm denial

Day 9 Damien - Body Worship

Day 10 James - Masterkink/Thighriding

Day 11 Erik - Mirror Sex

Day 12 Sam - Dirty talk

Day 13 Matthew - Edging/Sex toys

Day 14 Damien - Praise kink/ loss of virginity

Day 15 James - Cock-warming

Day 16 Erik - Blindfold

Day 17 Sam - Lingerie

Day 18 Matthew - Collar

Day 19 Damien - Mutual Masturbation

Day 20 James - Phone Sex

Day 21 Erik - Shower Sex

Day 22 Sam - Marking kink

Day 23 Matthew -

Day 24 Damien -

Day 25 James -

Day 26 Erik -

Day 27 Sam -

Day 28 Matthew -

Day 29 Damien -

Day 30 James -

Day 31 Erik -

We're ending the month with my man! That happened naturally but I'm thrilled lol. All kinktober related works will be labeled the tags you see on this post and the related kink(s) in it! I hope everyone is excited to see what I can cook up for this month kinks!

[erikandersonsspouse]

The boys like boobies mainly Damien 😘

LMAO you are 100% correct!!

[erikandersonsspouse]

If you do kinktober, I will owe you my first born. Or my dog or something if you don't want a kid. I would pay you if I wasn't like broke-broke rn

No need for payment! I am happy to do Kinktober for free! I just hope I live up to everyone's expectations having never written smut before!! XD

[erikandersonsspouse]

Kinktober time?! 👀

Since Sam is a cop, I can definitely see him roleplaying and using those handcuffs 😉 Cops and Robbers anyone?

I could 100% see that too, oooo could be real fun to write about it hehehehe *adds to list*

[erikandersonsspouse]

OKOKOK HEAR ME OUT!!! Idk why but like matthew teasing the reader for kinktober is like 😍😍😍

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Okay no but you are so right he would!!! He'd be such a little shit (affectionate) about it and like...sorry my brain is just screaming so loud because Matthew would be such a tease and now I'm malfunctioning thank you Anon!!

[erikandersonsspouse]

I'm still working on replies its just slow going at the moment.

With that said could someone please write me a fluffy comfort fic with Erik? My day has been completely and utterly shit as I've failed to get my drivers' license for like the 5th time despite knowing what I'm doing and the instructor yelled at me which just brought all of my trauma front and center for me (hence why I failed again) and I'm just desperately in need of something comforting right now while I try to drown my bullshit in fudge and chocolate ice cream.

I'll write something in return for anyone who can do this if you want I just really need some comfort ya know?

[erikandersonsspouse]

So I've been thinking of doing a thing

Hey guys!! It's been a bit I know, and I'm so sorry for that this semester has been hitting me like a ton of bricks but I am here to offer up a suggestion for something I think could be fun. So October is right around the corner (literally how it feels like September just began!!!) and I was thinking that I might do Kink-tober! I've never written smut before, the idea makes my face go bright red, but I want to try writing something new. I have a few scenario ideas of my own already kicking around in my head but I'd love to hear what you all would want to see me write for the Seduce Me boys over the course of the month!

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[erikandersonsspouse]

I'm still working on replies its just slow going at the moment.

With that said could someone please write me a fluffy comfort fic with Erik? My day has been completely and utterly shit as I've failed to get my drivers' license for like the 5th time despite knowing what I'm doing and the instructor yelled at me which just brought all of my trauma front and center for me (hence why I failed again) and I'm just desperately in need of something comforting right now while I try to drown my bullshit in fudge and chocolate ice cream.

I'll write something in return for anyone who can do this if you want I just really need some comfort ya know?

[erikandersonsspouse]

hello! I saw that your ask box is open and was wondering if you have some platonic headcanons or short general scenarios for the brothers with mc. like gardening with James for example.

Platonic headcanon's my beloved! Yes I do have some platonic headcanons for the boys with mc and I'll list as many as I can think of below!

~~James~~

~James and MC love to garden together, as you've pointed out! Just taking time to weed, prune, and water the garden. Whether they work in silence, put on some music, or chat about anything at all, they love taking the time to be in the garden together. It's also quite soothing for both of them, a stress reliever from the worriers of the world

~ If they do put on some music, they absolutely dance around the garden together and occasionally fall over and just have goofy silly fun and it's so cute and platonic. (I personally adore dancing with my friends, slow dancing or otherwise doesn't matter)

~They'll also go shopping for seeds and gardening tools and that is how they now have an inside joke about the gnome in the front garden. No one understands why James and MC crack up every time it's mentioned or even see the ugly thing

~James and MC also love to just read quietly in the library together. Sometimes they'll read the same book and have like a mini book club with snacks and drinks and it's great fun for them.

~Sometimes Damien joins them and they help teach him how to read better.

~Other times, if MC has college homework to do, they'll sit in the library to either both do work or they'll work while James reads. It's normally a quiet time. James also helps MC is they need it.

~~Erik~~

~Erik loves to play the piano, and MC enjoys listening to him play. Sometimes they'll sing, sometimes Erik will teach them how to play the piano.

~They also enjoy just putting on music and dancing, it's fun and goofy and they can just be themselves.

~Erik will also rope MC into fashion shows. Whether they raid the mall and find things they feel like modeling for each other, or Erik has a few designs he was opinions on and convinces MC to try, they absolutely have put on mini fashion shows and have an absolute blast

~From those mini fashion shows come hundreds of goofy pictures saved to both of their phones, and MC very often cycles through them as their lock screen. Erik has a photo album of them saved to his phone.

~I also think MC and Erik would love to watch fashion shows or shows like Eurovision and make fun of everything together. Just two best friends being absolutely petty and making fun of people who will never know and won't care anyway. (This is mostly when one of them has had a bad/stressful day)

~They have spas days planned weeks in advance, at least once a month. Just a day they take to hang out and treat themselves.

~~Sam~~

~100% one way they hang out and show they care is MC asks Sam to teach them self-defense (or better self-defense). Which Sam is only too happy to do, even if he pretends to grumble

~These also spend a lot of time on the roof, doesn't matter what they're doing. Listening to music? On the roof with the music coming from one of their phones speakers. Taking a lunch break? Yep they're on the roof. Truth or Dare? You guessed it roof top

~They both have fallen asleep on the roof before and worried the hell out of the James, and the boys at first. Now they're used to it and will either leave them there or fetch them if they have too.

~There are also a number of hilarious photos/videos of the absolutely stupid stunts Sam and MC will pull while on the roof. Mostly Sam because he's less likely to get hurt by being an idiot on the roof.

~If one of them has had a bad day, the other will drag them to just sit up on the roof and watch the clouds. Eventually whoever is having a bad day will open up about it.

~The roof is Sam and MC's space, everyone knows that. Like a club house for the two friends only.

~~Matthew~~

~Matthew and MC love playing games together. Board games, video games, card games, doesn't matter, they love it.

~These two started a Youtube Channel where they play games together. Their videos of playing scary games are the most popular because both Matthew and MC get so freaked out and it's hysterical.

~They also have TikTok, and post the stupidest content ever. But it's always funny.

~MC and Matthew enjoy cooking together. They'll find a recipe they want to try and go shopping together. And when they do cook they often have music playing in the background. On more then one occasion a spoon has been used as a microphone as they sing and dance while cooking/baking together.

~Simon Tabby often makes an appearance when Matthew and MC play games together to mess with Matthew by stealing pieces pieces or jumping at poor Matthew during tense and or scary parts in games. Just anything to rile up Matthew and make MC almost bust a rib laughing.

~MC and Matthew also prank Matthew's brothers sometimes, never anything super mean but ya know. Water bucket over a doorway and other mundane pranks.

~~Damien~~

~MC absolutely teaches Damien how to read. Makes it their personal mission to give Damien something he was denied for so long as soon as Damien makes a comment about wanting to learn.

~They love making blanket fortes together with lots of pillows and cozy stuff and watching a movie marathon. Doesn't matter what movies, but they marathon them!

~They also both enjoy taking walks together during the warmer months.

~MC took Damien and his brothers apple picking for the first time and Damien thought it was really cool. He even put MC on his shoulders to help them pick apples really high up.

~When it snowed for the first time MC took Damien outside and told him all about snowball fights and making snowmen and snow angles. He was fascinated and found them to be a lot of fun. The Hot Chocolate MC made when they got inside afterward was really good too. They make it a tradition to have at least one day every winter where they go outside to play in the snow like they're 5 years old with no cares in the world.

~MC is the one to introduce Damien to a lot of music, due to playing music on their walks. He finds he's not really picky about what music he listens to but does enjoy when MC dances to it, and sometimes he'll join them in their dancing.

[erikandersonsspouse]

LMAO it would be hilarious!!

Also to add onto the game night, monopoly is forbidden. They all get way too competitive at it and nearly start actually fights.

One a year the bring it out to try seeing if they can play calmly and act like rational adults. Every single time they fail.

Every. Single. Time.

It's game night! Who prepares the snacks, the games, the one who cheats, the one who always loses, wins?

Matthew is absolutely the one preparing the snacks, James helps him but the kitchen is kind of Matthew's space

Damien, and Matthew pick the games. Sam helps too but it's mostly to make sure the he won't be bored to tears. (So Sam says at least, but there are a few games that are consistently added to the pile that no one remembers putting there that Sam always complains about like Uno)

Sam is absolutely the biggest cheater, if everyone looks away for a moment he'll use his speed to change the places of pieces on the board game or something. He never gets away with it, and he knows he never will but it's fun to rile up his brothers especially James and Matthew!

Everyone besides Matthew has lost an equal number of times, Matthew is just too good at games to not have a pretty good win streak. Though for humors sake I think it would be hilarious if James was the one who could just never seem to win on game night.

Erik is the one to make sure the living room is comfy and the background noise is something they've all agreed to. I like to think the brothers have made like a Spotify playlist together with a bunch of songs they all enjoy and that is the playlist they always use for things like family trips and game nights, ect.

[erikandersonsspouse]

What would the incubi boys do if they were In love with a catholic girl but she doesn't know that yet, so the incubi try to stay away from her because of religion but they can't because they are deeply In love with her?

Hi!! I am so so sorry this one has taken me so long...I've been trying to write a response to it for literal months because it's a great idea and such an interesting idea to work with but it's just...not one I can do.

I have a very very rocky relationship with religion for a variety of reasons that I will not get into so trying to get myself into a headspace with a religious mc, especially a catholic girl, is beyond difficult for me.

No hate to any religion by the way, it's not for me but I respect all religions and people who are part of those, it is just not for me. Maybe I'll try my hand at this prompt again one day but for the moment I'm going to have to apologize and pass on it. I feel really really bad about it.

Sorry Anon!! Please don't be mad!

[erikandersonsspouse]

It's game night! Who prepares the snacks, the games, the one who cheats, the one who always loses, wins?

Matthew is absolutely the one preparing the snacks, James helps him but the kitchen is kind of Matthew's space

Damien, and Matthew pick the games. Sam helps too but it's mostly to make sure the he won't be bored to tears. (So Sam says at least, but there are a few games that are consistently added to the pile that no one remembers putting there that Sam always complains about like Uno)

Sam is absolutely the biggest cheater, if everyone looks away for a moment he'll use his speed to change the places of pieces on the board game or something. He never gets away with it, and he knows he never will but it's fun to rile up his brothers especially James and Matthew!

Everyone besides Matthew has lost an equal number of times, Matthew is just too good at games to not have a pretty good win streak. Though for humors sake I think it would be hilarious if James was the one who could just never seem to win on game night.

Erik is the one to make sure the living room is comfy and the background noise is something they've all agreed to. I like to think the brothers have made like a Spotify playlist together with a bunch of songs they all enjoy and that is the playlist they always use for things like family trips and game nights, ect.