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The Life of Erik Caleb: A Story from Age 1 to 31

Age 0–5: I was born on June 16, 1993, in Prilep, North Macedonia. I had blonde hair and blue eyes. My mother, Sarah Virginia, was only 14, and my father, Josh Allen, was 28. I was an only child. Life was simple, and I was an energetic and happy kid. At age 5, in kindergarten, I met Perry Mason, who was two years older than me. He became my best friend.

Age 6–11: Perry and I stayed close. We had sleepovers, played games, and talked all the time. I was doing well in school and enjoyed childhood. Those years were filled with laughter, friendship, and a sense of security.

Age 12–14: At 12, I started learning slang and understanding more about life. I continued doing well in school with mostly A’s and B’s. At 14, I had my first crush, but it didn’t last long. That heartbreak was my first real emotional pain.

Age 15–16: At 15, I had another crush, and she became my girlfriend. At 16, school subjects became harder and my grades dropped. I was feeling pressure and stress from school.

Age 17: I decided to improve myself — I learned more slang, got a part-time job, and made three new friends: Fay Gaye, William Patrick, and June Leo.

Age 18: I began exploring more adult things like watching 18+ movies and made a new friend named Gerald France.

Age 19–20: At 19, I decided to become independent. At 20, my friends and I moved to Athens, Greece, to start a new chapter in our lives.

Age 21: I won the lottery — 48 million euros. I built my dream house, rented apartments, and gave money to my close friends.

Age 22: My girlfriend became pregnant. We decorated the baby’s room and did a gender reveal — it was a boy. I installed security systems all around my house to protect him.

Age 23: I got my driving license and bought a BMW — my dream car. I started working in fast food. My son was born on July 3, 2016. Tragically, my woman passed away during childbirth. I was devastated.

Age 24–25: I continued to learn slang and started teaching my son as he grew. At 25, my friends and I had horror movie sleepovers to ease my depression.

Age 26: I fell into depression, grieving my lost love. I noticed my beard growing out — a sign of time passing. One touching moment was when my son said his first word: “Daddy.”

Age 27: Perry and I began working together at the same restaurant. I gave my son an iPhone 10 for his birthday. He smiled and said, “I love you, papa.”

Age 28: On February 10, 2023, I became a YouTuber, joining the GeoTuber community. I created a channel named Austrian Geo, lying about my name, age, and country. I became friends with a boy named Mohammad Yusuf (Pakball), and we became best friends. Eventually, I hit 1,000 subscribers.

Age 29: I joined a server called UK Mapper’s Server. Sadly, I faced homophobia and confusion. I had a crush on someone named rzm62, but she rejected me due to religious differences. Then my friend Pakball was diagnosed with cancer and went offline. In November, I quit GeoTubing. My son broke my phone, and I lost access to my channel. I started a new one but it had low views. I accidentally simped a guy named Truthlesh, thinking he was a woman.

Age 30: While working the night shift, Perry gave me an iPhone 14. When it was my turn to receive a gift, he suddenly punched me, tied me up, and locked me in a basement. He claimed I stole his girlfriend. But later denied it ever happened and didn’t even own a van. I suspected someone disguised as him.

Days later, I was kidnapped again — this time by a woman with black hair and white skin. I woke up chained in a bedroom with a tickle machine. It was Perry’s ex-girlfriend, Grace William, who had been in my kindergarten class. She called me “senpai,” confessed she loved me, and tried to force me into staying with her. I begged to see my son, but she duct-taped my mouth and continued tormenting me.

After two hours, my best friend Perry showed up and rescued me. I cried and thanked him as he called the police. She was arrested and sentenced to 8 years for impersonation and kidnapping. When I came home, I hugged my son tight. He handed me a drawing saying:

> “Daddy, you’re smarter than, tougher than, braver than, stronger than, funnier than… I love you.”

It made me tear up.

Age 31: We had a sleepover with friends — except Grace. We talked, laughed, and played games. On May 16, 2025, I started a new YouTube channel pretending to be a 13-year-old girl. I made obby content, speedruns, parkours, and more. I have 916 subscribers now.

This is the story of my life so far — full of love, pain, friendship, betrayal, and rebirth.