erikjohnsons

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average mark webber dialogue about oscar is like yeah tucked in my young pup into bed last night nahh i'm just kidding he's really mature for his age and one of the hottest young prospects on the grid right now also we're very very close and i'm loyal to him and i get very... meanwhile average oscar dialogue about mark webber is ummm yeah he's my manager

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:/ idk about you guys but i think this is fucked up

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i don’t think yohe makes things up but i do think geno feeds him misinformation on purpose whenever he gets himself worked up about something. geno had a dream the penguins weren’t going to re-sign him and got mad in real life and called yohe so he could read everyone’s upset tweets on his behalf. geno is often in yohe’s voicemail inbox saying “what if me and dubas on moon and dubas kill me with a rock. would that be fucked up or what?” and yohe writes an article about it 50% of the time

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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:

how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40

sometimes your soulmate is a man

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banana

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mens world championship picture day

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could not be a hockey player. Big man backs me up to a wall and says you wanna go? I'm getting my wires crossed so bad I go for open mouth kissing do not put me in coach I'll fail in ways previously unknown to science

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marc andre fleury + the light that shines when things end

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realistically im never on here if you guys miss me you can follow my main blog at @orvillepek

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theory 1: baseball curses are real bc look what happened to the cubs and the red sox

theory 2: baseball curses are fake bc no one has ever cursed the yankees

theory 3 (synthesis): no one has successfully cursed the yankees bc they employ a cadre of dark wizards

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└ gabe takes his first shift in three years to hit mikko | round one, game three: col vs. dal | 4.23.25

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E.E. Cummings, Etcetera: The Unpublished Poems.

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most special guy in the whole fucking world

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What if you're BAHRAIN GEORGE driving on 16 LAP OLD SOFTS , no TRANSPONDER, no STEERING WHEEL, DRS opening when you try to use the RADIO. and there's a mclaren up your ass.