erikjohnsons

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could not be a hockey player. Big man backs me up to a wall and says you wanna go? I'm getting my wires crossed so bad I go for open mouth kissing do not put me in coach I'll fail in ways previously unknown to science

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marc andre fleury + the light that shines when things end

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realistically im never on here if you guys miss me you can follow my main blog at @orvillepek

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theory 1: baseball curses are real bc look what happened to the cubs and the red sox

theory 2: baseball curses are fake bc no one has ever cursed the yankees

theory 3 (synthesis): no one has successfully cursed the yankees bc they employ a cadre of dark wizards

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└ gabe takes his first shift in three years to hit mikko | round one, game three: col vs. dal | 4.23.25

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E.E. Cummings, Etcetera: The Unpublished Poems.

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[erikjohnsons]

most special guy in the whole fucking world

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What if you're BAHRAIN GEORGE driving on 16 LAP OLD SOFTS , no TRANSPONDER, no STEERING WHEEL, DRS opening when you try to use the RADIO. and there's a mclaren up your ass.

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"he kinda took a tumble"

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God he's so funny

Let no one dim his sparkle or media train him because he is a gem

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Btw what’s your favorite Jarvy moment. I have many but top three are

1. “Buddy do you know who I am”

2. 1000 yard stare while spraying water on the staff member

3. Whenever he skates off the ice and down the tunnel fast as fuck boi and everyone gets out of the way of him barreling past them

*honorable mention: erm actually , Jarvy yapping to the ref from the naughty boy box, “me being a GM? Fuck no”

I LOVE SETH JARVIS, HARVARD ALUMNI AND CERTIFIED SPEED DEMON!! ALL OF THE ABOVE (especially the 1000 yard stare) but also

1) this entire tiktok from the canes. an icon honestly and if anyone ever succeeds in media training him I’ll throw myself into deep deep waters

2) him seriously walking around in this shirt while he was mid contract negotiations. unhinged behaviour

3) the story from four nations where all of his friends from winnipeg drove 30 hours to boston to watch him play in the final 😭😭 this is the kind of wholesome chaos crossover we love over here

4) HIM AND THE KID WHO DRESSED AS HIM FOR HALLOWEEN

5) “how does my hair look?” with the worst fucking haircut I’ve seen in my whole life and every time it flashes he’s mid yap I just know he’s the bane of the photographers entire existence

6) the sour patch kids just dropping from his jersey lmao

7) his twitter q&a, specifically:

8) him trying to argue his penalty lmao

9) anytime he’s bouncing around svech like an adorable child

10) BABY JARVY (especially bleachella!JARVY bc wtf)

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get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you

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the yaoi was there. it didn’t save anyone. but the yaoi was there.

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EJ GOAL

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made some art about how much I hate national broadcasts

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