erikmiltonlehnsherr

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I think 50 shades of grey did so much damage to BDSM writing in fic and like not because I think fic writers were taking inspiration from it, but we did get a lot of detailed explanatory posts about all the different ways in which those guys were Doing It Wrong, which is not in and of itself a bad thing but since then everybody got so hung up on making sure everybody in their fics was nothing like 50 shades of grey and actually demonstrates that yes I do understand the principles of safe sane and consensual and the traffic light system and safewording and aftercare and checking in that now everybody fucks like a 101 handbook and I think we've only just recently started to recover from it. love me a dynamic where it's two repressed freak idiots who accidentally invent BDSM all on their own and have to come up with the strangest most deeply harmful ways of navigating that situation

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Active on here as a form of self soothing

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No more sex scenes in movies i only want to see 2 characters dry humping fully clothed ona couch and one of them has ed or is on ssris and the other one is a prejac

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Kennith Holloway - The Spirit Is Willing (1986)

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You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you

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more fictional characters should have bad awkward sex with each other

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this too is ch*rik

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maybe if i imagine the character all my problems will be solved

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The thing is Erik is such a guy who leaves. As a guy who also leaves he is great representation

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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lovely character. i want to watch him drown in his shame

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Some days it’s just a girl and their 47 drawings of Michael Fassbender that they swear are just to “practice likenesses” against the world

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character bleed? uh yeah i sure hope he does

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I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]

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There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white