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"To those about to both die and not die, I am both saluting and not saluting you."

Relocating the Coliseum to a sealed box had interesting repercussions....

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cleaning

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I'm back! Or, rather, I never *left* so to speak, I've just been primarily haunting my ultra-horny second blog and it turns out I don't like juggling two accounts. 😤

P.S. Why is that emoji always called "triumph", I can't be the only one who uses it for snorting like an annoyed horse/bull?

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hope is a skill

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email

And his professor responded with this

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To this day, the strongest use of spoken word to recruit an enemy unit in an SRPG

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i love being friends with bitches who won’t shut up. i never know what to talk about. please tell me your whole life story and then infodump to me about warrior cats or greek history

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thinking about skyrim demastered argonian

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Its important to me that everyone is aware of r/whatismycookiecutter

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source

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The Creature: You made me, therefore you must bear the consequences of my creation.

Victor Frankenstein: Nuh-uh

The Creature: fym nuh-uh?