Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You're 21 years old 18 years old again(thanks to a Magic Anon), you finally moved out of your absolute piece of shit apartment and into a house with your boyfriend. You're a loud mouth which gets you in trouble often, you don't ever think before you SPEAK. You can be a PUSHOVER at times but people often look past that because you're kind of an ASSHOLE. (sometimes nsfw)
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How to make your dreams come true:
1. Make a graham cracker crust.
2. Make some cookie dough.
3. Make some cheesecake batter.
4. Put globs of cookie dough in the cheesecake batter.
5. Pour into a springform.
6. Top with more cookie dough.
7. Bake that shit for 40 minutes at 350 degrees fahrenheit. If patient, go to next step. If you don’t give a fuck, skip directly to step 9.
8. Let chill in fridge for 3 hours or overnight.
9. EAT THAT BITCH.
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John deserves the gold medal for cutest expressions.
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"feat Nicki Minaj"
*skips to nicki’s verse*
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reminder that sticking your fingers up someones ass is a genuine ninja move in naruto
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When people leave food unsupervised in my presence:
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Having pets nearby can keep the work day relaxed and fun, which helps you get even more work done!
Submit pics of your pets at work!
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