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neil sleep talking at three am: no, dad. being a serial killer is your dream, not mine. i want to be an exy bitch
andrew who has been staring at his face the entire night: What The Fuck
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1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

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there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.
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this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr
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The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.
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i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
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This is Nakey, the sweetest lil corn snake!
This piece was incredibly challenging, but super rewarding as well! The scales shine differently as you move the hoop and they catch the light, creating shifting depth. I’ll upload another post with a vid showing that off cause it’s one of my favorite things about this, and the reason I chose to embroider each individual scale.
Image ID: A hand embroidered corn snake sits on an off-white muslin fabric inside an embroidery hoop. The snake has a pattern of red, orange and brown patches, bordered in dark brown. He is arranged in loops, one loop shows off his underbelly which is cream spotted with dark patches. He also has his tongue sticking out.
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this is how neil describes people that isn’t andrew in his pov

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Jeremy seeing Kevin again in TKM like…
Honestly the Trojan vs foxes game was literally the only breather I got from the chaos
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it surprises me when people dont have a favourite bug or favourite ocean animal. like I know im pursuing this thing so it makes sense for me to have one vs other adults but....what is it about adulthood that makes so many people not have these opinions. what do you mean you're not thinking about what your favourite shark is or your favourite ancient invertebrate. obligatory im 18 so obviously i dont understand what happens in adulthood im new blah blah. but come on. whats your favourite desert animal. you have to have one....
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riko: learn your place in the hierarchy I am your king
neil, a week later, talking to journalists: riko as a person is hard to respect
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it's already humiliating when you get into new media, take one look at a character, and know that one's gonna be living in your head indefinitely, but it's absolutely nothing compared to looking at a character and thinking eh i don't think i'd ever have strong feelings about that one he's kinda boring and then he sits quietly in the back of your brain poking idly at synapses and thoughts every once in a while until one day you wake up and realise oh. oh fuck. category 5 blorbo moment, how the ever loving fuck did this happen to me
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