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circe! Jamil ohhh my gods is he GORGEOUS

Please, come inside then~

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Janco: do you like Yelena?

Valek: what? No, I would never.

Janco: So you don’t mind if I set her up-

Valek: I will kill you with my bare hands

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Janco: Do you think I’ll ever get a girlfriend?

Ari: Do you think you deserve girlfriend?

Janco: Well, of course! I’m cute and smart and loyal!

Ari: Then she would just get a dog.

Insta: @fenrys.is.my.bae

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Janco: when people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to show them I don’t really care about them that much.

Valek: that’s a brilliant move

Janco: thanks!

Valek: you’re welcome, Matt

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Janco: do you think pigeons have feelings?

Ari, from the bottom bunk: I’m giving you one more chance to shut the fuck up

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Ari: I see we have slowly started to phase the “B” out of our bromance.

Janco, on one knee with a ring: I mean, I guess.

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Ari: *trips on air*

Janco: hahah babe, you’re so clumsy.

[Later, when Ari’s not around]

Janco, punching the air: Who do you think you are, who THE FUCK DO YOU THINK-

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Janco, in the hospital: I wasn't hurt that badly

Janco: Yelena said all my bleeding was internal

Janco: that’s where the blood’s supposed to be!

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Janco: as your best friend-

Valek: Ambrose is my best friend

Janco:

Janco: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-

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Janco: my future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriends jokes right now. Be patient my queen, a true clown is on the way.

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Valek, grabbing Janco by the shirt: SAY YOU’RE SORRY

Janco: I’M SORRY

Valek: WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR

Janco, sobbing: SAYING YOU’RE AGGRESSIVE

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Janco: I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kids menu! What a stupid age I am.

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Liana: hey uncle Janco, how do you ask someone out?

Janco: well first you-

Ari: don’t ask him, he asked me out in a McDonald’s parking lot

Liana: and you said yes?

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Poison Study

Valek: I am cold. I am stone. I have no feelings.

*Yelena enters*

Valek: Oh… I feel the walls cracking.

*Yelena smiles*

Valek: *panicking* Where are these feelings coming

from??!!

*Yelena starts learning to fight*

Valek: That’s it. She is the one. I will love and cherish and protect her forever.

Insta: @fenrys.is.my.bae

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Janco: *enters the room*

Janco: oh look, someone here is ☆☆ s e x y a s f u c k ☆☆

Maren: what do you want thist time ??

Janco: ...

Maren: you were talking to yourself again, right?

Janco: haha no, this time i just looked at mirror

Maren: get out

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Spy Training

Valek: To be a great spy, you need to be perceptive.

Janco: Valek, you are a great spy. See, I am very perceptive.

Ari: *hides his face in his hands*

Insta: @fenrys.is.my.bae

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The truth is:

Valek: looks like he can kill you, will actually kill you

Onora: looks like she can kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll

Yelena: looks like a cinnamon roll, will actually kill you

Ari: looks like he can kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll

Lief: looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll

Janco: SINnamon roll