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Which Betch are you? (Vets Edition)

MK: Wild Betch: Okay we’ll say it first this girl needs to chill. You can catch her black out at Kelley’s any day of the week. They say it’s not alcoholism till you graduate, you have 15 days to clean yourself up.

Steph: Conditioning Betch: We get it you like to be fit but the rest of us like being fat. Do you hate fat people because that’s a really betchy move.

Camille: Punching Bag Betch: Catch this girl getting beat up on the field. She may be physically annihilated during a point but this fucking whore will go on for the next one.

Meg: Enabler Betch: You want have a good time that’s fine but if you’re anywhere near this girl she will somehow have you drunk by 9pm. Don’t ask how she does it but you’re never safe next to this risk manager.

Abby: Stupid Betch

Kaitlyn: New Zealand Betch: We get it you studied abroad. Tell me one more fucking story about falling out of the sky and I’ll stomp on your face. Also could you maybe quit a few things you’re being obnoxious.

Emily: Vegan Betch: This betch has made me use only vegan butter for the past 3 months. We get that you care about animals, but what about your friends? I respect your choices but don’t make me feel guilty for eating a whole ass cow.

Isa: Preacher Betch: Ever need some inspiration this whore will knock you down just to bring you back up. Can I get an amen?

Sarah: Retired Betch: You live 40 minutes away yet you’ve only visited twice. Seems a little betchy to me. Let’s see how this weekend goes.

Tess: Red Betch Puppies: This fucking betch is still 13 years old. Her hair is red, her name is Tess and she allegedly likes puppies. Oh and she is a betch but she forgot to mention that in her instagram name.

Maria: Ground Whore Betch: We get it, you’re closer to the ground than the rest of us that doesn’t mean you have to rub it in our fucking faces.

Punnet: Peanut “Muddy Legs” Juggles Betch: If you take away this girl’s water jugs she’ll kick your ass with her damn muddy legs. Let’s just say it gain, if escargot were to be in the hunger games peanut would slaughter us all.

Talia: Lurking Betch: No one can ever lock down this betch. One minute you think you’re alone in the apartment, and then suddenly you are scared shitless when she walks out of her room. Watch out because just when you think you are alone, this betch is always watching.

Nicole: Party Captain Betch: If you’re looking to RAAAAGGGE Nicole is your gal. You can find her wildin’ at anytime and at any place. What if I told you Nicole was the bitchiest of them all (removes mask)?

Liza: Mee Maw Betch: Does your grandma love drugs and alcohol, mine too and her name is Liza.

Isa: Broken Betch: This girl went two whole ass weeks walking around campus with a broken fibia. She even massaged the broken bone thinking that would heal it, IDIOT! Now she’s the neediest betch I’ve ever met. If you see this girl hobbling on campus, DON’T help her.

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