espressopatronum454
espressopatronum454
abby
17K posts
18. co-founder of walphemia
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
espressopatronum454 · 1 day ago
Text
Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?
115K notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 18 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
⚠️ POs OPEN JUNE 5 at 4PM PACIFIC TIME
Shares appreciated! Here’s more deets on this little guy.
First: I want to emphasize that the 4in keychain isn’t a plush toy! This is a flat embroidered fabric keychain. I have plans for an actual plush toy in the future if tarrifs stay low but otherwise I want to say again that this is noooot a plush toy! I don’t want any confusion or disappointment or claims that I didn’t emphasize this enough 😭
Second: The Turnaround time for these will be 2-3 months! Which is why these have to be ordered separately from the other products in my shop! It’ll be way easier for me to organize orders in this way. The goal is at least 20 of these little guys getting homes so please share with a friend who might be interested ❤️ If we don’t reach the goal then I’ll refund these orders June 29 (which is when I’ll close preorders).
Third: Because this is kind of a big deal I want to add some stretch goals! These stretch goals will be added as a bonus for people who order either the embroidered keychain or the bundle that includes the embroidered keychain! 20 orders will unlock a skrunkly kitty Miggy sticker sheet and 50 orders will unlock a special kitty print with spot uv and foil effects! If there are leftover freebies then I’ll pop them on the shop for after sales😅
Bundles will be limited to 20 while individual embroidered keychains outside of that will be limited to 30 as well. Stickers and keychains will be unlimited! 4in Embroidered keychains will be $30, 2in borderless specialty acrylic keychains will be $15, and stickers will be $6. The bundle for all 3 $45. And as a reminder, you can grab a discount code for 15% off on my ig channel to use on my store if you haven’t already! 😉
I don’t anticipate selling out? But if it does happen then I’ll announce another drop of 10 more in advance so it’s fair, but I won’t do another round of bundles. If that sells out then I’ll deal with that if we get there 😅
AND that should be it…? If you have any questions please holla. I ordered a sample from my manufacturer so we should get some first looks in about a week? Thank you all for your interest so far ❤️
shop.gomoo.ink // gomooink.bigcartel.com
13 notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 24 days ago
Text
Bucktommy 7x06 kiss + pride headers
Tumblr media Tumblr media
please like/reblog if you save or use
(if anyone wants one with a different flag, im open to requests)
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
+ bonus 2 christmas ones I forgot to post in december lol
Tumblr media Tumblr media
171 notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 1 month ago
Text
if there's solid ground below
It's been five years, but I wrote a whole fic this week thanks in no small part to the singular @iphyslitterator!
[Cross-posted to AO3]
“H—hey, Tommy?”
Tommy startles and bangs his head on the hood of his truck, recovering fast enough that none of the oil he was nearly done changing spilled but not so fast that it would have escaped Evan’s notice. “You okay?”
“Yeah, just surprised,” he says, grabbing for a spare rag to wipe his hands on. “Hi.”
“Got a sec?” Evan rocks onto the balls of his feet and back again, hands shoved deep in the pockets of a hoodie that, in southern California in May, it should really be too warm for. But he runs cold, and the layers always have the added bonus of making Tommy want to rip them off in some kind of Pavlovian response.
Had. Last summer, they’d had that effect. This summer was shaping up differently.
Evan tilts his head, a little quizzical, and Tommy realizes he’s been frozen in place for a few beats too long, dazedly dragging the rag between his fingers.
“Sorry, yeah, go ahead.” He glances down at the car, which hasn’t moved, then back at Evan, who’s still rocking but who looks, Tommy’s now realizing, noticeably lighter than he has in a while—certainly since the funeral, but maybe even more so than that night in the bar all those weeks ago. His smile is far too small, but it’s there. “Although if you need another helicopter, I’m gonna have to start charging you at some point.”
“That’s okay, I heard your fees are competitive,” he chirps, and if his grin isn’t yet lethal, it’s shifted to shit-eating. Which, for Tommy, is lethal anyway, and Evan knows it. “But no, I just…just wanted to talk this time. For real, for once.”
Oh. “Okay…?”
“You can keep doing whatever you were doing; I know you like to have something to do with your hands.”
“Uh, thanks.” He stuffs the rag in the back pocket of his jeans and fishes the oil canister out of his car’s innards. This might be easier without eye contact. “What’s up?”
“I’m taking a sabbatical from the LAFD,” Evan says. Tommy freezes again, more of a twitch than a full stop, and makes himself continue the actual task at hand. “Three months. Mostly thanks to an insane amount of unused PTO, because I realized I kinda haven’t taken a vacation that wasn’t just medical leave in like…ever. And I need a break, you know, after everything? Like, I spent a bunch of my twenties driving around, odd jobs and stuff, and the world is—is so much bigger than the firehouse, or this city, and…yeah.  I think I need that space for a bit. Just got it approved today. And then I came here.”
He pauses for breath, and Tommy stares unseeing at some perfectly intact wiring he could reconnect by touch alone if asked. “That’s great they’re letting you do that, Evan. I’m sure it’ll be good for you. How’d the others take it?”
There’s a little sigh. “I haven’t told them yet. Battalion chief said I’d always have a job to come back to, but they couldn’t hold my spot indefinitely. Depends on the new captain and how they want to staff up. Makes sense, obviously, so.” His sniffle is nearly inaudible, but Tommy’s never been able to tune out Evan’s frequency.
He gives up on the car, closing the hood with a quiet click and resuming with the rag, even though his hands aren’t especially dirty. “Never thought you’d voluntarily leave the 118.”
“I know, right?” Evan’s mouth twitches, and it’s not quite a smile now, but there’s something genuine growing back. “I mean, I guess I might not be, but. Things change, and it’s…time, maybe. I’m doing this, in any case. I—I—I just need to clear my head for a while. Go visit Minnesota, never been there, but then…I don’t know, maybe touch the Atlantic Ocean again. Camp out in some national parks. Go see the sky in Montana—it’s so big, Tommy, I’ve never seen anything like it, not since those years, and the last couple of months…it’s like the smog is just in everything right now, you know?”
Tommy nods. He can relate, despite how often he gets to soar above the chokehold of Los Angeles; smoke is smoke, and heat still rises. “I get it. So…this is goodbye, then?” He swallows, bites his lip, stares down at his fingers and the rag still entwined in them.
“No!” Evan leans forward for a breath, arm lifting, but he seems to stop himself, like he’s remembering they don’t know where they stand with each other, if he’s allowed to grab Tommy’s shoulder. “No, no, I’m coming back. LA is still home, my—my stuff’s going into a storage unit next week, my sister and my niece are here, and the new baby—the job—no, yeah, I’m coming back.”
“That’s good,” Tommy muses. “So…”
“So, I wanted to ask—I—I—I’m asking if you’d maybe be up for thinking about coming with me.”
Tommy freezes so suddenly, and so thoroughly, that the rag drops to the ground. “You—you’re going on a three-month road trip to get away from it all, and you want me to come with you?”
“Yeah, I do,” Evan says softly, surely, ducking his head in that bashful way he pretends not to know is so damn effective. “I need a break from everything, and everyone—but you, you’re not everyone. I meant what I said about being together, before. I still mean it.” Tommy feels both arms drop to his sides, heavy and limp like emptied hoses, and the air jerks out of his lungs as his throat closes tight.
Evan plows ahead. “I—if—if you don’t want to, or you can’t swing it with work, or whatever—I get it, that’s why I’m asking and not—not telling you what to do. I don’t—even if you don’t come, I’d wait. And, and text or call, maybe? If you wanted to? Even if it’s just as friends, my life is always better when you’re in it. Kinda hoping that goes both ways here.”
Tommy croaks, “And when you get tired of me before we hit Reno?”
“I won’t,” he says, no hesitation. Tommy’s slack face must do something, because he repeats, “Tommy, I won’t. I won’t. I just want time with you, more time, all the time. I want to try again, so, so bad. And if we fight, we can talk, and not just think the worst, and keep going, be—because I want to eat crappy gas station food with you and not think about the inside of a gym for weeks. I want to drive out somewhere where it feels like we’re the only people on the planet, and fuck in the back of your truck, and then figure out a map that’s older than either of us because there’s no cell service. Maybe rent a chopper in Montana so we can see that sky up close—there’s, there’s so many stars, and you’re the only person I’d want to see them with like that. I want to be locked in a moving vehicle with you all day, except for bathroom stops, and see your face when you realize it’s been 16 hours and we still have more to talk about, and we’ll just keep going, because I’m never gonna get tired of you.”
He pauses and swallows thickly, and Tommy can’t look away. For all that Evan Buckley wears his heart on his sleeve so easily for anyone to see, actually opening it up and offering to hand it over to someone else—that’s still work. “So—that’s what I came to say. That’s what I want. J—just think about it. No rush, I’m not—I’ll wait. If it’s what you want. You…you get to want things, too. So. Yeah.”
Evan nods to himself, rubs the back of his neck, and turns to walk back to his car, parked on the street. Tommy has to move, has to say something, but the soles of his boots are melting, fused to the cement of the driveway, his throat is still closed, and Evan—Evan is walking away.
Tommy wants things, too.
He forces a breath, in and out, on a four-count, licks his lips, and asks, “When do we leave?”
Evan radiates a warmth that scatters out, tangible and visible like a sunrise before he even turns around, beaming. “I was thinking a few weeks after the baby comes, but—but—yeah?”
“Yeah, I, uh, I could chase some stars over the Rockies. With you.” Tommy’s insides unknot, and the life rushes back into his limbs. “And the rest, too. I noticed it’s my truck in this scenario?”
Suddenly Evan is in front of him, closer than they’d managed even that morning after, pressed gently against him from chest to knees, arms winding around his waist. “Much more cargo space. Very practical. And I kinda thought you might be in the same boat, you know, with the unused vacation. Maybe enough seniority to hang onto your spot.”
“Probably, yeah, they generally…” He doesn’t even know how that sentence might have ended, has rarely thought about anything more than a long weekend away, but then Evan’s kissing him, deep and slow and sweet like they might already be the only people on the planet. His warmth flashes over through Tommy, nerve by nerve, until he’s lit up and burning, flammable in places he’d spent months trying to forget this man could expose.
When Evan pulls back, it’s with Tommy’s face between his hands, his relief and hope palpable. Like life might go on, like the world might really be bigger, could even be better, sometimes, than it had been.
“Let’s go,” he whispers, so close and so quiet that Tommy can feel each syllable rumble against his skin, tires steady on a gravel road away from this scene and toward the next.
515 notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media
annie appreciation post✨
27K notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media
427 notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 2 months ago
Text
Steddie timeloop au where Steve has tried everything to change what happened and get out of the loop but nothing ever fully works, he never manages to save Eddie and the loops keep happening.
This time he's determined to play everything through like the first time to remind himself how it started and hopefully get some new ideas on how to fix it. (Except for the new hiding place for Erica, where she won't be spotted so Jason never finds them. He's not willing to risk Max)
But when Eddie calls out to him and tells him "Make him pay" after that lengthy dose of eye contact he can't help himself. He steps close, grabs Eddie by the sides of his jacket and pulls him even closer, stares at his lips before looking back into Eddie's eyes. "I will. I promise you, I will."
And while Eddie dot exe stops working for a few seconds he closes up the jacket and adds "And please keep your jacket closed, I have a feeling you might need the extra padding."
Little does he know that this is literally what saves Eddie's life and ends the loop. Sure, he's pretty chewed up but the leather gave just enough protection they can get him to a hospital in time. And when Steve is crashing from the adrenaline and realizes the loop isn't restarting.... he can't help but slap his hand on whatever poor surface is closest and go "The JACKET??!?!? All this time-! And it was the jacket???"
Anyway for a good while Eddie is pretty damn convinced Steve can see visions of the future
2K notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Mico as James Potter as a pop rock artist in this essay, I will -
15 notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 2 months ago
Text
bucktommy stuns at the 2025 met gala
Tumblr media
171 notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 2 months ago
Text
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
151K notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
157K notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 2 months ago
Text
episodeless day
Tumblr media
29 notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 2 months ago
Text
Writers on a random Tuesday: Sits down, locks in, giggles, writes 10k, does not sleep
Also writers on a random Tuesday: writes one sentence and then stares into the abyss for five fours
17K notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 2 months ago
Text
i can’t wait to get more of them together!! they’re such a good pairing and match each other’s energy so well
1K notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 2 months ago
Text
Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor
83K notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
274 notes · View notes
espressopatronum454 · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
When the other isn’t looking
270 notes · View notes