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I just started here this semester. How long have you been here?

Parker, and likewise. So you started a new semester or have you been here since September?

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Oh gosh, he didn't say anything rude did he? Because that would just be pathetic given the fact that you probably already feel bad enough as it is. Yeah, it was horrible, I think I terrified some old woman that was passing by. *laughs a little* If I were you I would have demanded an apology, that's just plain rude. It should know better than to go around hitting people where the sun doesn't shine. I'm Essence by the way.

I take it you are. Highly embarrassing waking up to his best friend texting me about it. Did you really? I apologized to a bar once when I fell on it. Mind you, for the damage it did to the goods, it should’ve apologized to me, but that’s beside the point

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The worst thing about that is it actually sounds like something I would manage to do.

I'm Essence by the way, it's nice to meet you.

Naw, shit happens. Could’ve been worse, you could’ve knocked yourself out or something

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Oh, uh oh... that's not good. So I'm guessing I'm the only one who hasn't seen it? Awh, that's actually terrible. But if it makes you feel any better you aren't the only one who has felt completely humiliated today. I walked into a pole and apologized to it and I'm pretty sure everyone around here thinks I'm insane now.

No, no, not prying it’s still all over the internet. My hangover’s too strong to turn my phone on. Uhm…basically livetweeted my boyfriend sucking me off in a cab. And referred to my dick as ‘Mr.  Boner’ on numerous occasions 

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Oh my gosh it was so embarrassing, there was a lady standing there staring at me like I had four heads.

If you weren’t so cute, it’d be dumb

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Ooh, okay. So then what's wrong? If you don't mind me asking, I don't mean to pry I'm just trying to help.

Lucky girl, I like you. No, god no. Uhm possibly with my boner, but

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Today, I ran into something. Being the polite person I am, I begin to apologize profusely. When I looked up, I realized I was talking to a pole.

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No, sorry. I'm new here so I don't really know anyone. Did you get into a fight?

You don’t follow me or my boyfriend on twitter do you?

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What's wrong, hun?

Fuckin’ great

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Wait- what?

Fuck the porch. 

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I hate when that happens, it's the worst.

My shoes are filled with sand.

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Are you alright?

Fuck fuck fuck.

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Pleasure to meet you, the name is Essence.

Oh Hi! 

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Austen? I like that. 

How long have you been going here?

It’s a pleasure to meet you as well. I’m Austen.

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Nice to meet you. I'm Essence and you are?

Hello there.

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I'm Essence, it's nice to meet you.

Hello.

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Hey everyone!