Love your blog any chance you could turn me into a himbo male stripper
Sure thing buddy. You are gonna be one sexy lean mean stripping machine when I'm finished with you. Perfect six pack for all the guys at the strip club to drool over. However giving you this sort of body and a shit tonne of confidence to ensure you can handle being a stripper could get out of hand, don't want to go ahead and make you too perfect now do I.
So in exchange for you being a sexy piece of meat with an ass that wont quit your IQ will be lower than room temperature, there is a reason you are a stripper now and that's because you failed college, hell you failed high school, but that's all in the past now, who needs brains when you can do the splits. Another thing, to make sure you don't go full cocky alpha male once you get a load of your new body I'm gonna go ahead and make you a little bitch. Sure on stage you have the confidence to climb on top of a guy but off stage you're scared to walk to your car alone at night, and you have no idea how basic things work, you can't even change a lightbulb.
Its fine though, being a slutty himbo stripper I'm sure you'll have plenty of big strong meat heads at your house each morning who'll be able to help satisfy anything you need.