estrogendog

[estrogendog]

my highly trained opr8rs

[estrogendog]

its miserable having online friends i would help you clean and paint your room and fold your laundry and move furniture and cook mostly edible food for you and generally do tasks for you and drink with you and smoke with you and go on walks with you and see you smile when i make you laugh. but the distance

[estrogendog]

gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

[estrogendog]

WATER WATER WATER WATEE

*DRINKS FROM SPRINKLER*

[estrogendog]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[estrogendog]

puppy is drunk high and ate 2 burgers

[estrogendog]

this could be me

[estrogendog]

being a pervert 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[estrogendog]

i need cuddles

[estrogendog]

my heart aches real bad and it's making me whine ,,,

[estrogendog]

does anyone wanna play toys

[estrogendog]

touys

[estrogendog]

gets peanut butter on my paw

[estrogendog]

need

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

[estrogendog]

im going to sniff n lick u now and there's nothing u can do about it cause im a dog

[estrogendog]

Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

[estrogendog]

i got high and ate chicken nuggets goodnight everypuppy