Alex / Tommy ⭐️ he/they + neos 🌟 21
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in bed before midnight!!! 🦠🧫📡 <- some of my favorite recent emojis
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ceo's should not be paid more than their lowest paid employee, if you're earning 10 million a year so should your poorest employees <3
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you can’t just go back and like this way after liking all the other comments. you can’t do that. that’s sick you’re sick you’re twisted

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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How do you feel about the Sabrina Carpenter discourse?
honestly extremely funny that people are so mad about an image that's so tame. people are talking about it like it's hardcore pussy out p o r n and then you google it and it actually looks like a perfume commercial that decided to get a tiny bit risqué
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Useful life hacks: If you can be in the woods you should try to be in the woods
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I'm cool with having an iPhone most of the time until I remember that these emoji 🗣️📢 are fucking facing each other. Yeah lemme just yell directly into the sending end of ths fucking megaphone real quick. Stupidass country
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fantasizing every day about quitting my job and doing absolutely nothing
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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days
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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together
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