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in b4 95% of all websites in june 2024 announce that "for security" they will only work with browsers that use manifest v3

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Knowledge is empowering

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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wild that we have a popup “hey do you want to add tags to this before you post?” message all the goddamn time but there’s no popup for “are you sure you want to follow/unfollow this user?” leading to surprise (sometimes unwelcome) posts on your dash from people you never meant to follow and, worse, horrendous unintentional betrayal of mutuals

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this is the ONLY damian wayne design i accept by the way. brown skin, a crooked nose, dark green eyes and thick eyebrows. keep that white-washed monstrosity away from me

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oracle, ban this guy

(some shitpost while i work on that bernard comic)

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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what the fuck is rizz. tell me i’m the knife you twist inside yourself

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who up rigging they mortis

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dreams are insaaaane. every night theres a chance ill experience some sort of delight or horror that has the chance to color the entire next day. and it doesnt even require a monthly subscription

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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I think I could be more off-putting if given the chance. Release me from my enclosure

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‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’

buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of

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a real blorbo is someone you can both write a lengthy and serious/sad analysis on yet also constantly and i mean constantly make stupid jokes about