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amazing news for the bisexual community

"oscar isaac" "kristen stewart" "vampire" "thriller" "80s" ???? please

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and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

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Customer: INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINES ARE BAD FOR OUR HEALTH. DMV: kill Verdict: DENIED

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Customer: ENGINE TYPE DMV: PULLED FOR CUM, HAS A 2015 DODGE RAM TRUCK. COULD HAVE A CUMMINS ENGINE Verdict: DENIED

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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

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CHAPPELL ROAN + 2nd Coachella Performance on April 19, 2024 wardrobe stylist: Genesis Webb 🎀 make-up stylist: Doniella Davy 💄 hair stylist: Dom Forletta 🌸

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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me going to bed tonight

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome

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I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)

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