etoile-gracieuse

[etoile-gracieuse]

general life update tho i finally got a job and i just applied to a great (albeit expensive) apartment . so life is finally looking up !!!

i kind of made a new blog to be Weird about a new thing, just an fyi . someday (when i am back on adhd meds) i will finish that colin cooks fic i swear <3

[etoile-gracieuse]

i kind of made a new blog to be Weird about a new thing, just an fyi . someday (when i am back on adhd meds) i will finish that colin cooks fic i swear <3

[etoile-gracieuse]

one of the reasons why “what if people went on a road trip and it was weird” is one of the oldest story types is that a lot of sense of personhood has been, historically, tied to place. the weird road trip says “what if we went somewhere else, where no one knows us, and tried out being a different person”.

Odysseus, the famous liar, goes on a weird road trip & over the course of it becomes several different people, and then comes home & is all those people as well as himself, wearing the echoes of those other people

[etoile-gracieuse]

babe i really can't talk right now i'm in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music

[etoile-gracieuse]

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

[etoile-gracieuse]

some of y’all need to engage more in the Factory Reset activities

[etoile-gracieuse]

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

[etoile-gracieuse]

I know im stealing this from coney but this is so funny they lowkey killed it at the end

[etoile-gracieuse]

It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

[etoile-gracieuse]

Sue Zhao

[etoile-gracieuse]

Heed the Hollow, Malcolm Tariq

[etoile-gracieuse]

based on this post

we were girls together

[etoile-gracieuse]

source

[etoile-gracieuse]

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

[etoile-gracieuse]

It's midnight, I made a Phineas and Ferb quiz, and now I'm going to bed. Goodnight I love y'all

[etoile-gracieuse]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[etoile-gracieuse]

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).