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i noticed a lot of people in the scat community often say sugar free candy, gummies and stuff like that gives them the most horrendous gas and runs ever. i don’t really buy a lot of those since they tend to be more expensive where i live but uh 😇

i apparently had not one but TWO whole boxes of sugar free mints in my house and i didn’t even know until i ate one before going into class and ended up suppressing the most desperate gas i had ever had in a long time

i still haven’t gone to the bathroom and i feel so bloated rn.. 😵‍💫😵‍💫 update later when actually get around to relieving myself

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Gassy foods: "Porotos con riendas"

CW: fart kink/gassy foods

This dish is called "Porotos con riendas" a typical and popular dish from Chile.

Traditionally contains beans with spaghetti, sausages, lots of sauteed vegetables, and a thick pumpkin soup with paprika that makes it more orangy.

You can eat it with spicy stuff, or just like this, you usually complement it with a salad called "Ensalada a la Chilena" consisting of tomato with onions in julienne cut.

It's ideal for cold days, and winter is coming here; it's getting colder, and I'm craving it; I just want to cook a big pot of these.

Of course, this dish is the biggest timebomb; it can make you blow the biggest, loudest, and nastiest farts ever.

One portion of this thing leaves me gassy for two entire days. 🤭

Do you have a similar dish like this in your country? I'd love to know. 🥰

[etvspid]

Fr if you wanna take huge shits, trail mix with lots of fruit and nuts is ideal. I bought 5 pounds of it and have been eating about two cups a day (about 1,300 calories) after the first incident and my shits have been enormous and gassy but without any cramps

Trail mix is also a great option for stuffing bc it’s not sugary or greasy so it probably won’t upset your stomach if you wanna eat a whole lot of it, it’s also very comfortable (for me personally) to eat a ton of trail mix and follow it up with a bunch of soda. It’s a great super dense stomach feel with a belchy bloated upper belly, i love it sm