eulerseverything
eulerseverything
I would rather be Ashes than Dust
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20 he/ him math major here for a good time
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eulerseverything · 22 hours ago
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Research
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eulerseverything · 1 day ago
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millions of american soldiers die every year trying to rocket jump. thankfully their lives are worthless
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eulerseverything · 1 day ago
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UNGA BUNGA ME RELOAD
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eulerseverything · 2 days ago
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abandoned space elevator
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eulerseverything · 2 days ago
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eulerseverything · 2 days ago
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nice penis and titties and balls girl, mind if I, you know, [mimes assembling a makeshift shotgun from scrap metal, loading the shells, putting it in my mouth, and pulling the trigger] [falls limp to the ground, I have no pulse]
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eulerseverything · 2 days ago
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eulerseverything · 3 days ago
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i'll buy the penis and popcorn
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eulerseverything · 3 days ago
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eulerseverything · 3 days ago
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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.
and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.
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eulerseverything · 3 days ago
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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eulerseverything · 3 days ago
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i do not believe in labubus or their cause
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eulerseverything · 3 days ago
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eulerseverything · 3 days ago
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eulerseverything · 4 days ago
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them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing
me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched
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eulerseverything · 5 days ago
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Yan, V. X., Arndt, A. N., Muenks, K., & Henderson, M. D. (2025). I forgot that you existed: Role of memory accessibility in the gender citation gap. American Psychologist, 80(1), 91–105. https://doi.org/10.1037/amp0001299
[Correction Notice: An Erratum for this article was reported online in American Psychologist on Sep 19 2024. The name of the author, Amy N. Arndt was incorrectly omitted from the author list in the original article. All versions of this article have been corrected.]
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