eunjangwannabe

[eunjangwannabe]

Gotak: I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation.

Gotak, to Baku: Where were you today? I missed you. Thought your lil ugly ass went and joined the circus.

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[playing cards]

Sieun: I’ve got a ten

Suho: I think I’m an eleven actually

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Baku: Hey, we’re clever too!

Sieun: Oh yeah? What’s the difference between a gamete and a zygote?

Gotak, narrowing his eyes: Don’t fall for it, Baku. He’s just making up words.

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Baku: Why are you like this?

Sieun: I used too much “No More Tears” shampoo as a child and haven’t felt a single emotion since then.

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Sieun: I don’t really like people, but you’re okay, I guess.

Suho: I’m your boyfriend?????

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[in the groupchat]

Baku: Omfg HELP a fly flew into my ear!!

Baku: it’s going to eat my brain!!!!

Gotak: It’s going to starve

Sieun: 🪰🪦🧎😢

Baku: I can’t stand you guys

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Sieun: I can’t decide if I want to kiss you or stab you

Suho: Can I pick?

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Seongje: Okay, here’s some advice…

Baekjin: I didn’t ask for any.

Seongje: Too bad. I’m stuck here with my thoughts and you’re the only one who talks to me.

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Baku: Not knowing Greek Mythology is my Achilles horse.

Sieun: …Baku.

Baku: Uh oh, looks like I opened Pandora’s labyrinth.

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Suho: …and of course Sieun was there, looking at everyone with his beautiful eyes--

Beomseok: Why is he talking about Sieun?

Yeong-i: I’m not sure, I asked him about the weather and now we’re here.

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Sieun: Hey, I helped with that fight too, you know.

Suho: YOU STARTED IT!

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Baekjin: I want to change the world

Baku: For the better right?

Baekjin:

Baku: Baekjin please answer me

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Juntae: Hey I learned a new joke

Gotak: Alright let’s hear it

Juntae: What goes in stiff but comes out soft?

Gotak:

Juntae:

Gotak: I--

Baku, running in from another room: SPAGHETTI IT’S SPAGHETTI

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Suho: Why isn’t Sieun in love with me? I'm energetic, funny, loyal--

Suho: I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Yeong-i: It’s fine, people love dogs.

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Gotak: I don’t really like this assignment. Peer pressure me into completing it.

Sieun: Do it or you’re straight

Gotak: I SAID PEER PRESSURE NOT THREATEN

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Baku: Ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, mister.

Baker: What?

Sieun: Ignore him.

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Baekjin: I have to say something. I think my feelings for Baku may be resurfacing.

Seongje: Please, they were buried in a shallow grave.