i love how you can tell exactly which character wrote which caption !!
soos was crying behind the camera btw
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unoriginal joke
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folks, you'll never believe what generated naturally in vintage story tonight
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me talking in the tags on tumblr dot com
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need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"
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I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
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“these are questions that my soul wants answered in poetry” your honor THAT is poetry
a new star
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wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god
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i wasn't made to work. i was made to have sex and read books all day every day
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“daphne has no real character-“ shut up shut up she’s the muscle she’s the rich one paying for everything using her shitty parents money she’s a music lover shes a sports prodigy she’s a girly girl she loves to meet new people she’s the nicest out of all the mystery inc she’s a feminist she’s treats mystery inc like her sibling she’s an animal lover she loves fashion she’s daphne fucking blake and you will put some respect on her name
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sometimes you jus gotta 🍞🥖🥐🥞🍞🥖🥐🥞🥖🍞🥐🥞🍮🥖🍞🥞🍮🥐🍞🥖🍮🍯🥐🍞🥖🥞🥐🍯🥖🍞🍮🥞🍯🥐🥖
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edward or jacob? bro carlisle
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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
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moceit but janus hisses when he gets really angry and patton croaks when he gets nervous so when they fight it sounds like a zoo
THIS WAS THE CUTEST IDEA EVER! I LOVE THE HC IM GONNA YOINK IT! ALSO THANKS FOR TALKING TO ME ABOUT MOCEIT I LOVE THEM!!
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Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy
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