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Face card so lethal they had to nerf him with depression

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Whoever created the vibrator I wanna kiss u on the mouth

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oh to sink my teeth into a boy who whines and whimpers

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shoutout to all my fellow smut enjoyers

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i’m sick and i’m bored so here’s what i think aot characters would wear to bed :p

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When your fandom is just a AU of a show :(

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Okay, listen: maybe it's just the monsterfucker in me, but.

Why does everyone want to fuck Levi Ackerman? When there is the perfectly good, significantly hotter, Titan Eren Yeager just walking around? I mean:

Y'all are asleep at the wheel on this.

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Still wanna fuck Eren’s titan tho. Cause I’m sick in the head like that.

I get it now. I get why there’s only AU fics for aot. It’s because the original universe Eren is a fucking ASSHOLE

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humanity's baddest bitch

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I was trying so fucking hard to believe that this little piece of garbage could be saved and now I just found out why all that happened. There are no words in the English and Portuguese language to curse this motherfucker as much as he deserves.

I get it now, give me all the fratboy!Eren, college!Eren, roommate!Eren. I don’t want the original Eren anymore.

I get it now. I get why there’s only AU fics for aot. It’s because the original universe Eren is a fucking ASSHOLE

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I get it now. I get why there’s only AU fics for aot. It’s because the original universe Eren is a fucking ASSHOLE

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I want his dick to be hard from just looking at me.

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I’m very happy to introduce you my new button badges collection ! 🎉 They will be available in my shop very soon !! It was so good to draw everyone safe, happy and reunited ! 🥰☀️

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humanity's baddest bitch

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Literally them lmao

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don't worry, some of the best people i know also scroll for hours on end