I’m a theatre nerd who lives in the micronation of Nyeahska. Also I’m 600 years old, but that’s not really important. Nyeahska
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Sinkholes
There are these HUGE sinkholes in the ground near the school theatre and it’s been really tough to get to rehearsals lately so my new plan is to just buy a bunch of wood planks from the hardware store and just like build little walkways for people to cross over. Also they might have to wear headphones because the sinkholes are pretty persuasive in getting people to jump into them but putting up some ASL-piglatin signs should fix that. If anyone has any other suggestions you can DM me or send a community concern to my dad’s government issued newsletter panel! Stay safe everyone! 🥟🌔💞
#nyeahska#sinkholes#safety#communityconcerns#woodplanks#ASL-piglatin#love#hope#dontlistentothesinkholes
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My dad: Europa, don’t forget to refill the water tank with axolotol blood today.
Me: this tank empty, YEET
My dad: IM NOT GONNA DIE DONT WORRY THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
Me:
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Me: Oof dad I really gotta teach you about meme culture lol
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