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Okay so like I imagine Annabeth insisted on designing her and Percy’s house. So naturally it’s very organized and elegant and all the walls are light grey. And Percy is like “Okay, but I get to pick the furniture”. So they get a sea blue couch.

But they decorate the house together. So there’s sea shells on the windowsill and a bunch of little architecture models on the bookshelf and a dopey picture of 12 year old percabeth and Grover on their fridge.

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I have so many questions about Frank’s log does it mean that the only way he can die is if the wood burns? Does it burn up automatically if he dies by a different cause? Do Percy and Leo really want to find out if he’s invincible and try to get him to do a bunch of dangerous stunts to find out?

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I think rick is just a horse girl at heart tbh

Why does rick like making so many of his characters into horses

Percy can literally speak to them, Hazel’s a known horse girl, Jason has his own personal wind horse, Magnus has a natural affinity to horses, and I don’t think Carter or Sadie ever interacted with any but I feel in my soul that Sadie would have been a horse girl given the chance

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If Percy Jackson rated the Greek Gods:

Zeus: 4/10 has tried to kill me several times but did make Thalia and my bro Jason

Hera: -10/10 erased my memories and hates my girlfriend

Poseidon: 100/10 that’s my pabby

Demeter: 7/10 seems pretty chill, wanted me to eat cereal so she cares about my nutritional well-being I guess

Ares: 0/10 tried to fight me when I was 12 very aggressive

Athena: 6/10 can be helpful but also very scary when you date her daughter

Apollo: 5/10 very self-absorbed but has calmed down since he got acne

Artemis: 7/10 very cool but tried to take away Annabeth

Hephaestus: 8/10 helped us out but also sent us into an active volcano so mixed feelings

Aphrodite: 6/10 said she was going to make sure my love life was interesting and oh boy did she deliver. I do like Piper though so she gets points for that

Hermes: 9/10 awesome, hasn’t even tried to kill me once, sent me to Paris on a date, has dope snakes

Dionysus: 2/10 can get a better score when he learns my name

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my favorite part of mark of athena so far is percy and jason constantly having a silent pissing contest over who’s in charge while everyone else ignores them and waits for annabeth to give an order

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I NEED PERCY JACKSON CONTENT ON MY FEED

riordanverse stans and accounts i want to follow you none of my friends understand my obsession with the series and the characters and i’m rereading it and i’m noticing so many more story elements and characterizations and pls i’m gonna rant about PJO until I DIE

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u know those mutuals who you are like silent buddies with and you never talk to each other but you reblog each others stuff and when you see them on you’re dash you’re like yooooo thats my bud!! 

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I’m pretty sure the people who hate on Leo have never been the 3rd wheel and it shows.

Like the dude has spent most of his life with a dead mom, absent father, shitty extended family, and no friends. And when he finally makes friends it’s a group of couples. Like is it so wrong for this guy to long for a girlfriend? A basic human connection?

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remember when percy met triton and it was super awkward and triton was like “i’m poseidon’s heir” like what does that even mean! ur dad is immortal dude he’s not gonna die and leave u his kingdom 😂 stop flexing on ur teenage brother you’re 3000 years old

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this is entirely alcohol fueled but why did grover disappear in hoo........ where did he go.... exchanged for what.... jason ???????? that boy Wishes he had the range grover did

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Sally Jackson is a queen. don’t even TRY to change my mind

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*on face time with my gf*

Me, out of context, reading son of neptune:

*loud sigh* “Oh Percy.”

Her, finishing the last olympian:

*giggles* “That explains the whole series!”

Me:

“Don’t worry it describes this series too.”

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August 18th baby.

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I just took my last final. Time to start obsessively binge reading hoo.

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So like Tyson never got a cannon last name. I know Sally isn’t his biological mom but I imagine that she insisted he use her last name because he’s Percy’s brother and her son at heart.

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Percy’s family/friends pre finding out he’s a demigod:

Sally, Gabe ig, Grover.

after:

Sally, Paul, Poseidon, Tyson, Annabeth, Grover, Rachel, and literally everyone at camp.