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RED WINE BUTTONS ౨ৎ xu minghao

౨ৎ the only reason why you and minghao can never get along is because the two of you are supposedly too good for each other. or might be the fact that you're a perfect match and neither of you wants to accept it.

starring frenemy! minghao x f!reader genre suggestive, humour, enemies/friends to lovers? (basically they hate each other, but they're in the same friend group), inspired by alya (iykyk), ambiguous ending hah contains profanities, mentions of alcohol, drunk hao, bantering, a very subtle innuendo (blink and it's gone), xmh is very boastful, and reader is judgemental, disclaimer this work does NOT reflect on hao's behaviour irl!! he's a very cutie, adoring, respectful, and caring man <3 please do not fall for mean minghao propaganda.... word count 0.8k (beta read by ricegum)

from rianca, surprise..! i wrote this bc i saw this in my inbox. thank u papa xu and mama xu for bringing this beautiful man to earth..

xu minghao, the absolute bane of your existence. you don't know how you ended up being friends with this man. in fact, he's not even a friend to you. he's just some random guy who happens to be friends with your friends, and they tag him along to every side quest that you're also involved in.

many just call that term "friend group," but again, friend and minghao in the same sentence do not exist in your head at all. everyone always tells you to tolerate him, which you do (sometimes), but most times he somehow ticks you off, even if he doesn't talk to you. so, no, you can't tolerate this man.

he always runs his mouth about himself. there isn't a day when he doesn't yammer something highly about himself. now, confidence is the key, is what everyone quotes. however, minghao's confidence is on a different level. not only does he have to let people know about his superiority complex, he shows it to basically anyone.

the worst part of knowing him is the fact you grew up seeing him turn from bad to worse. you had been put into an unfortunate situation where you went to the same schools, had the same friends, and it even got to the point where you both had a crush on the same person.

and of course, the moment you two find out about liking said person, minghao just had to go off about you, not about you liking the same person, but about how his (your) crush is way out of your league and that he's the "better" option for them.

after that, nothing really happened to your crush. it just so happens that both of you stopped liking them. although ever since that, minghao doesn't talk about his love life. he always says getting a partner has no benefit to him.

you barely try to help him get a significant other. you wouldn't wish your second-worst enemy on this man; he was already horrible enough. the only few times you ever seriously tried were whenever you had friends that could most likely put up with him.

you've seen every side of him growing up other than his usual arrogant self. you've seen him pretend to be nonchalant around girls and get ecstatic when someone pays him back money they owed him from eight months ago; you've even seen him cry in his car, which was the only time you felt bad for him.

however, seeing him drunk was something you've never foreseen from him. you're at a friend's party, and since you and minghao share the same set of friends, he's also there. he's currently in the kitchen with seokmin while you're in the living room, sitting on one of the couches.

you were alone and on your phone. when unexpectedly, minghao leans his arms on top of the sofa's back, placing his head on his arms. he does nothing but stare at you. you don't pay attention, only quick glances from your hands to him. then you move to the side, keeping a distance between the two of you.

"you must be fun at parties," he quips, still keeping his eyes on you.

"at least i don't enslave myself to alcohol." his mixed scent of wine and cologne runs through your nose; it's intoxicating.

he stays silent. one of the only factors that keeps minghao is you always know how to humble him, whether it's by words or actions.

he moves closer to you, but this time, you don't move away. "do you always act like this? because for a pretty girl like you, you're using your mouth for the wrong purpose."

pretty. it's unbelievable that word came out of his mouth. it was always negative sayings from him. you were anything but pretty in his eyes. last time, you heard him call you atrocious; now, all of a sudden, he's saying nice words.

minghao's face is now extremely close to your head; his lips are basically resting on your hair. you can't move. it feels like you're covered in invisible seatbelts that prevent you from getting up. your cheeks are heating up from the proximity.

"maybe, instead of setting me up with someone that can kill my so-called ego, how about you go look for someone who can change that attitude of yours?" he drawls, basically speaking into your ear.

he continues. "unless you're too much of a coward to go even look for one. it's okay, though; someone said we look good together."

"no we don't," you retort quickly, turning your head away from him.

"typical response from you," he snarks, causing you to turn back to direct your attention to him. once your faces finally meet, your lips almost touch. you move back in shock from the contact, and a smirk forms on his mouth.

"call me when you're ready for a boyfriend." he gets up from leaning on the couch and heads off. you watch him walk down the hall and stop in front of the bathroom door. before he enters, he looks at you, and that same stupid smug expression is plastered on his face.

he's clearly waiting for you to break.

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more from rianca, first off, i still go under the name rhin, it's just i got obsessed with this current alias i'm going under, so it's kind of a phase rn 😭 second, i'd like to say thank u for all those sweet comments. i'm slowly getting over the problem. however, i did remove a few works and wips for the sake of my sanity, so i hope u guys aren't disappointed, but i am back! and lastly, Ermm guess who just met her bromeo (@/0717luvies) on vacay 😂😂 #wonwoorideuls_unite!

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this gif is like a poem to me

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t shirt that says if you do not give me written instructions i will kill myself

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im actually so upset about what happened earlier i cant even sleep and i can feel a permanent frown on my face ifeel like this ☹️ emoji

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me after i clock out and remember all the things i did

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wotakoi s2 please come

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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iu flower bookmark pt.3 album so cuteness overload i will cherish this forever

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If it’s meant to be I’ll see you later

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Kageyama’s current concern

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closest friend just told me she stopped reading fanfics what is life if I’m one of the last ones standing 💔

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i hate knowing things. and not knowing things? not a fan of that either

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why da flip did i say i could stay 3 extra hours i literally work tmrw as well

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wana amani, wana furaha, wana uzima

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um guys, I think we need to stop waiting for ‘the right time’ and just start doing the things we want whenever because the right time’s never gonna come, and if we keep waiting it’s just gonna turn into an endless cycle