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tomorrow i’m alone at the office and it’s giving pastel pink criminal mastermind

no supervisors. no witnesses. no one to monitor the tabs on my screen.

just me… and the full terrifying force of my soft girl autonomy. ✨

✿ door? closed.

✿ feet? on desk.

✿ bluetooth speaker? activated. volume slightly too high for workplace standards.

✿ mug? offensively large. contents: coffee and impunity.

✿ break room? not for me. i’m roaming. i’ll spend my break wherever i want. maybe in the archive. maybe in the stairwell. maybe on the floor. who’s gonna stop me?

✿ music? an unhinged blend of french lounge, ambient whale sounds, and early 2000s pop.

✿ tasks? done strategically, with flair, and exactly no commentary from anyone.

✿ minor rule infractions? constant. elegant. undetectable.

i will breathe like a person who is finally unsupervised in her natural habitat

i will create beautiful order out of bureaucratic chaos with my villainous little hands

it’s not just work.

it’s performance art.

and for once –

the stage is mine.

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Remember kids, If a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive.

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Rainer Maria Rilke, from a diary entry featured in Diaries of a Young Poet

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burnout girl summer is here

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g l a m o r i i z e d

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At my work they love to buy sweets for everyone, so I'm sure if you bring sweets made by yourself they'll love it!

You could make some cookies or sponge cake, who doesn't love it? ;3

yeah. all people lile sweets and swedes love fika. i'm think if making a lemon sponge cake with icing.

this is an answer to a question i posted in a community.

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Deadly

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i'm sweating my boobs if at work!

AC in buildings isn't a thing in Sweden.

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