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evading-taxes · 21 hours ago
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Shout out to authors who remember Thor got stabbed in the battle on New York and have him receiving any sort of care for his wound because I never do I always forget
It was like a playful little stab anyway he walked it off right
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evading-taxes · 21 hours ago
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She’s an icon, she’s a legend, and she is the moment.
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evading-taxes · 21 hours ago
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it'd be wild if they gave asgard's citizens phones in marvel i bet they'd have the best drama
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No.
#date: 2023/11/23 #when will he croak #i've been running this blog for centuries #frigga for allfather #kick the bucket already i'm getting bored of posting here
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⛈️ god-of-thunder
I come to Tumblr with a regretful update. As you may know, my family and our fiercest warriors have been traveling between realms in search of our stolen relics.
While attempting to recover one, my brother lost his life in battle while protecting us. He shielded me with his body. My brother died a hero.
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May he reach Folkvangr. My deepest condolences. But I thought Baldur was impervious to all harm...?
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It was Loki. :( I'm devastated.
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Oh.
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is that all you can muster? "oh." you thought i was dead, and that's it? that's all you have? what do you mean by that? let's talk. :)
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You're alive? Where are you?
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Wait, what happened to @einherjarl? He deactivated?
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Loki?
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🎨 bragis-apprentice
Just finished custom making this handle
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#metalwork #artists on tumblr #double sided axe #my art
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⚔️ aesir-warrior-tournament
⚡️LIGHTNING ROUND⚡️
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Lady Sif is not one of The Warriors Three. It says it in the name. There are three of them. Not four.
Correct this.
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I voted for Sif.
🪓 valiant-festivals
I voted for Sif.
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I voted for Sif.
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Wait, Hogun? But you didn't tell us you had a phone?
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I don't.
#lady sif propaganda #lightning round #poll reblog #only one more round after this! #i'm so glad lady sif doesn't have tumblr lol #i hope you guys dont mind that a mortal is running this blog btw #i really didnt expect any of you to see this 😬 #and srry for the reblog spam #also hogun lol
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i see your thirst edits, you sick freaks.
#start tagging me in them #and/or sending them to me
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umm i'm in ohio to visit my parents and there's like. um . a giant wolf running alongside my car? i'd call animal control but this thing is ginormous and i don't think that would do anything.
it doesnt have a leash or anything (obv its bigger than my car) but it's covered in chains. what do i do??
@identifying-d𝚘gs-in-posts ??
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Fenrir Lokison?
#😨
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✨️ the-dashingest
I really don't think Loki is that bad. Sure, he's had a rocky history, but I don't think he's done anything worthy of scorn. Besides, hasn't he just died and come back or something like that, anyway? He has a blank slate, in my book.
#is it just me? #i hear people saying we should banish or kill him #i find that idea preposterous #he's just misunderstood
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I'm not going to @ them, but ugh... Someone I'm acquainted with just died in battle, and honestly? I'm so relieved. Is that terrible? Don't answer that, I know that it is. I'll probably delete this in a few hours.
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that's what you get for vagueing.
cowards don't go to valhalla.
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evading-taxes · 7 days ago
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Loki: Regrettably, this is my circus.
Loki, looking over at Thor: And that is my monkey.
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evading-taxes · 7 days ago
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Loki's the type to talk to you with so much disdain in front of others only to be a blabbering mess behind closed doors.
Spewing out curses and spells unknowingly as his mind gets turned to mush, binding the two of you together as he claws at your back. His nails digging in deep as he locks his ankles together with a keening cry.
Oh and the blissed out look of pleasure on his face is so pretty. Tear streaked cheeks, his usually neat and orderly hair surrounding him in a dark twisted halo as if he were a fallen angel.
If not for the way he's still clenching around you, you'd probably think he's had enough but with a weak roll of his hip and breathy sigh he pleads to you so sweetly to ruin him all over again.
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evading-taxes · 7 days ago
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That Barbie Movie meme except it's my favorite trainwreck siblings
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evading-taxes · 8 days ago
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I always have too many fic ideas. I cannot write everything at once, brain.
Okay so the original PIDW Qing generation never made it to ascension, most of them Just Died. But they fared much better in the new timeline, every last one survived, and with Bingqiu and Moshang in their positions, probably going to stay that way!
They are all supposed to ascend together but lbr, Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua are not leaving their banned-from-the-Heavens demon husbands.
They talk it over! And ultimately, after a lot of back and forth, it's decided that the rest will ascend without them but with their blessings when the time comes. Decades later, it's finally time.
Luo Binghe is hyped, man, 90% of the people that take his husband's time away from him are leaving, Especially Liu Qingge! Shen Qingqiu is not hyped, these are his friends, Especially Liu Qingge, but he thinks he's come to terms with it, he's had plenty of time knowing it was coming.
So the other ten Peak Lords ascend, SQQ and SQH retire, and a new generation takes over, it's Happily Ever After time, right? ...Right?
Except Bingqiu find that Liu Qingge was maybe more entwined with their lives than they realized.
Binghe actually dealt with a surprising amount of his stress by picking fights and having stupid hunting competitions with LQG. And everyone else just kind of accepts that he overpowers them, LQG was the only person in his life trying to catch up. There was something grounding about that, in having at least one person that doesn't see him as an unreachable pinnacle.
SQQ has no idea where half his fan collection is, because LQG doesn't bring them back anymore. He still makes notes on beasts he thinks LQG would enjoy fighting before he remembers. He has half a box of LQG's favorite tea and he cannot bring himself either to drink it or throw it out.
Why the fuck did they think it was okay to let him ascend?
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evading-taxes · 8 days ago
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evading-taxes · 8 days ago
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Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."
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evading-taxes · 11 days ago
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evading-taxes · 11 days ago
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i love holding hands with my friend. you want to interlock fingers on our way home? hell yeah.
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evading-taxes · 11 days ago
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rewatching AT2D and i just realized that doof most likely took over tristate area after jeremy had met candace in gradeschool which means that instead of growing up normally he watched his childhood crush become this huge sorta important resistance leader
i mean i know its kinda not what you think about during a dictatorship but its like watching someone you knew become famous years later idk
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evading-taxes · 11 days ago
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One thing I love about the Mysterious Force is: It will always make Candace look like a complete lunatic to her mother, but the second she’s afraid Jeremy’s opinion of her will change because of [insert complication here, often to her appearance], it’ll come in clutch and make her look better than she’s ever looked.
Or normal sometimes, but more often than not, the Mysterious Force is gonna give her like beach waves, freshen up her outfit, etc. I feel like the Mysterious Force’s solidarity for looking bad in front of your crush/boyfriend is so underrated actually.
Bad hair day? Stuck molecularly phased through a door? Still in your towel and have 3 seconds before he picks you up? No worries girl, Mysterious Force™️ got you!
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evading-taxes · 14 days ago
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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates
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evading-taxes · 14 days ago
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Luo Binghe: Shizun is strangely close to Shang-Shishu, how did that happen?
Shen Qingqiu: Hmm? Oh, yeah, we used to fuck
Luo Binghe: WHAT?! Does that mean that I took none of your firsts then?!?!
Shen Qingqiu: Not at all! You were my first kiss (that was a dude)
Luo Binghe: Really? You didn't kiss Shang-Shishu?
Shen Qingqiu: Of course not, then it would've been gay
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