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If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family
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great! now do the same medical study with women
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- Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from Underground
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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.
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who keeps donating yaoi to the local used bookstore
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i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information
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Elon and Trump are both posting through their crash outs over their mutual falling out on their respective social media websites right now if any of you care
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