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Old men can humiliate me old man can degrade me old man can show up to my house naked and fuck me I said what I said

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Homophobic dude bro who accidentally pisses himself well not so accidentally you just kept tipping the bottle to his lips- could be bottles of waters- way to make him sober up after a long night of drinking - at some point he does ask you to stop says he’s about to piss himself but you jus ignore him while promoting him to drink telling him he won’t be able to attend any classes in the morning , saying it all with a small smile tugging on your lips, watching how he so easily complies to your request eyes half lidded cheeks flushed and eagerly downing whatever bottle you got him, suddenly there’s an urgent look on his face he tries to push you away says he needs to go you just tell him it’s okay to calm down hand pressing down the most sensitive parts of his stomach watching the way he eyes the little steady stream making its way down his sweatpants hearing the little whimper he lets out but unable to stop himself from pissing his pants

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Yeah but straight man who lets you fuck him when he sleeps because that’s not gay if he doesn’t know right? rubs up against your ass where you lay next to him til your semi hard can’t even push him away because he just scoots back over lets you use him however you want and greets you good morning with his hole gaping with ur cum yes?

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Tf is this guy doing

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yall fw duh mane 6 ?

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Hello again!! I'm still so inlove with your works and it never fails to make me blush and giggle [I hope you're doing well!!] 😣🎀

I just have this thought taunting my head for weeks.. Imagine Simon and M!Reader fucking [You choose who will top] and the top just like overstims the other. The bottom just like shakes/shivering mess, crying, begging and drooling as the top fucks him relentlessly [I would love it more if the top is like a bit of a meanie or smth]

Im so sorry if this made you uncomfortable, feel free to ignore this 🎀

nsfw:

simons fingers pounded into you as he kissed and suck on your neck, leaving bite marks and red spots all over it, your breath is heavy and you feel on edge, your 3rd orgasm of the night apapaches quickly and he knows it.

he could feel it in the way you clenched around him, how your back arches making your chest and his touch, how you shut ypur eyes and moan out pleads.

"that's it, give it to me." he growls in your ear, his free hand playing with your nipple, pulling and twisting it. "oh, atta boy, good fucking slut." he whispers when you cum undone all over him, yet his fingers inside of you don't stop moving.

by the time he finaly puts his dick insede of you you are already on your 5th orgasm, simon laughs as tears roll down your cheeks, with a gently kiss he wipes them off your face as his hips ram into you.

"come on lovie, give me one more."

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The way I started having a seizure from excitement

Pookie where have u been hiding all my life 😿👊 like it's so hard finding fanfics or hcs with a GN! or Male reader in it. (Also I LOVE YOUR WRITINGS I'VE BEEN READING THEM ALL FOR THE PAST HOURS 😭🫶🫶)

And if it's okay to request a clingy Simon [and maybe even desperate or obsessed] with a Male Reader that's like innocent [like not entirely, he's just so clueless about Simon's obsession about him and thinks that's how friends treat each other lmaoo] And if you want, you can also make Simon a really jealous guy 🎀

If you're uncomfy or you don't want to do my request it's completely fineee [and can I be 🎀 anon? If that's okay with you!! :))]

thanks for saying all thlse nice things <3

simon is clingy, at least that's how you tell your friends he is, but when they meet him they thing very differently from you.

his hands are always on you, an arm arlund your shoulders, a hand on your lower back, holding your hand when coming across a crowd. he is always touching you. but that's just how friends show love, right?

he just cares so much about you, that’s why simon scares off all the people who aproach you. that's why he tells you your friends are taking away time you could be spending with him.

simon is such a good friend that when you are cold he sits you on his lap and hugs you against his chest. his hands rubbing your body so you get warm quicker. only if you knew that he lowered the ac.

and when confronted about this "odd" behaviour, simon will brush it off.

"why would you say something like that lovie? you are ma' boy, of course i will take good care of ya'... what else i'm suppossed to do?"

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Help him lmao

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day 4 smile dog

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Me after u said that Habit is mid [I'm burning everything down] :33

Behold!!

My favourite (memified) image of my beloved bastard

Caption it as you please

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POOR JEFF LMFAOO 😭😭

real

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yall need to chill out

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I think bro has beef with Seth's dog lmao 😭

haven’t drawn anything marble hornets lately so take this

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AHH TYSMM <33

First time sharing my arts in this app,, I hope I don't regret it 😓😓 [the colors are a bit different, the one looks so gloomy lmao]

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