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talentedlittlestar:

Maybe.

Cruel. 

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talentedlittlestar:

You don’t have to have a smoothie, although it would have a great effect on your body. I’ll drink kale smoothies, though, and I’ll get our son to love them. If Sawyer looks at you with those little puppy dog eyes and begs you to try some, will you?

Are you going to use our son against me?

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talentedlittlestar:

I didn’t trick you. I asked if you wanted chips, you said yes, and I gave them to you. The bag has been in the cabinet, restocked every few weeks for a year or so now, and you could’ve looked at any point. I never hid them. I never called them “potato chips.” 

Well, I’m not sipping on a kale smoothie, I have no idea what kind of an effect that will have on my body. I’m a delicious mix of chocolate, snacks, and soda.

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talentedlittlestar:

They’re colored chips, Sam, I figured you knew. Potato chips aren’t fancy colors. I think I’ve already made it up to you, inadvertently, by helping your eating habits get a little healthier!

You tricked me, how could you trick this cute face?

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talentedlittlestar:

Maybe I knew if I handed you the bags that say “veggie chips” right on them, you wouldn’t eat them! Veggie chips are the opposite of poisoning, Sam. They’re an extremely healthy, natural snack. You’ve been eating kale, sweet potatoes, carrots, turnips, and green beans– and you’ve been loving them for over a year now.

I feel so betrayed right now, I don’t even know how you can make this up to me.

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talentedlittlestar:

You like kale chips! You eat store-bought ones all the time– you know, the snack bags I bought that you devour? They’re all sorts of veggie chips.

You mean the chips you pour into bowls before feeding them to me? Have you been poisoning me, Rachel?

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talentedlittlestar:

Because the green things are the healthiest for you, Sam. We’ll put the kale in some salad, cook up some kale chips, make some smoothies… the possibilities are truly endless.

I regret everything. IT WAS A PITY PURCHASE, RACHEL. DON’T ACTUALLY MAKE ME EAT THAT CRAP. 

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talentedlittlestar:

I think it’s easy to assume that you eat kale.

Look, it’s green, why would I eat anything that’s green?

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I had my first day off in about two weeks today and I still woke up at 7am, my body clock just isn’t used to that glorious dream action you can get when you sleep past noon. I know that grocery shopping isn’t exactly my forte, but it’s a pretty fun task when you roam around the farmer’s market. I think this may be the most productive Thrusday I’ve had in ages. Even though I still really don’t have any idea what half of the stuff was that I bought today. I mean, I’m sure that Rachel will know, but what are you supposed to do with kale anyway?

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↳ instagram: new photo from @samfransisco

we’re getting the band back together.

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@tinaqueen it’s like you’re doing this to spite me, why is everyone leaving the east coast. 

@keepitdapper then you just need to move down here, you’re outnumbered now! 

@cedesjones girl, that just gives you more of a reason to live here with your family. 

@rosesformarley I’m so glad you’re both back and looking so cute together, if I might add.

@changster so outnumbered and the whether is so hot. 

@katgotyourtongue ladies and gentleman, the boss has arrived. 

@kehummel so you’re really telling me I’m down to just Tina?

@headphonesforroderick um, you know there’s more of us still in New York, right?

@kehummel oh Rockerick, you don’t count. 

@tinaqueen you’re leaving me with this meanie?

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↳ instagram: new photo from @samfransisco

Reunited and it feels so good. 

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@katgotyourtongue america’s next top settler. 

@puckfasa this is so high school. 

@bulldogfabray I would’ve thought you’d support a couple that can make it through a break up, considering we’ve done it a dozen or so times. 

@puckfasa I’m just saying, this is so Berry’s style. 

@rosesformarley I’m so happy for you, Sam. I knew it would work out. 

@cedesjones don’t let her play you again. 

@keepitdapper romance is alive, double date?

@kehummel together? are you seeing someone?

@tinaqueen I don’t think instagram is the place for a lovers spat boys, that /is/ high school.

@samfransisco @tinaqueen telling it like it is. 

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TEXT MESSAGE ✉ SAM ⇄ RACH

Rachel: You're definitely a little drunk and a few beers for you is one for me, so we'll be on the same level. Fair ground.

Rachel: Give me five minutes and I wouldn't mind heading over.

Rachel: I'd like to see some of these later, if you don't mind.

Sam: But you're considering it without being drunk, doesn't that mean something?

Sam: I didn't realize dropping my pants was all it would take to get you back home. I should've tried this sooner.

Sam: We can go through them together.

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TEXT MESSAGE ✉ SAM ⇄ RACH

Rachel: You think so?

Rachel: Maybe if you'd be willing to crack me open a beer, I'll come over.

Rachel: Also, I don't think I've ever seen that photo. How many others of me have you been hoarding?

Sam: I think you should be naked and maybe sat on top of me.

Sam: You want to come over?

Sam: I have enough to keep me company when I'm feeling lonely.

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TEXT MESSAGE ✉ SAM ⇄ RACH

Rachel: Oh, wow, that's a little more undressed than expected.

Rachel: [Photograph Attachment].

Sam: And you're wearing a lot more than you should be.

Sam: I need you next to me. Naked. Wet. And needy for the kind of satisfaction only I can give you, baby.

Sam: [Photograph Attachment].

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TEXT MESSAGE ✉ RACH ⇄ SAM.

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TEXT MESSAGE ✉ SAM ⇄ RACH.

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TEXT MESSAGE ✉ SAM ⇄ RACH

Rachel: I don't look sexy at all right now, it's nothing you'd enjoy.

Sam: [Photograph Attachment].