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Can you reblog this if the mun is 18+

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O h n o

Eat yourself

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Patch’s eulogy

me and @u-n-l-i-g-h-t thought of this little idea where the scarpatch fam grew very close with lonely rick, and spent time with him up to the remainder of his days. Patch was the very first shoulder he leaned on, up until his last.

So here, have his eulogy to Lonely’s passing.

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Giving Miami or Cop Rick a blowjob while they're driving and you're sitting in the passenger seat

Ohh Miami is too easy, how about Cop Rick, nervous about getting caught breaking the law but eager enough to have your mouth on his cock that he lets you do it anyways, lets you stretch across the bench seat of his squad car and unzip his uniform slacks, lets you pull his dripping cock out of his underwear and lick the head, lets you swallow him down and play with his balls, all while he’s cruising around, answering his radio the best he can without giving it away that he’s getting roadhead on the job

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Because me and @u-n-l-i-g-h-t talk hours of headcanons for his rikiki(drag queen rick), ricky (runway model rick) and patch being besties I JUST HAD TO ACK KSDLFS

Ricky and Patch are both overly protective of their sensitive glam queen friend and its so wholesome ksdl;d

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EP: “Well, there is this one time when we’re all going out to eat dinner… It was a terribly rainy evening and then the lad just…”

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they released,,,,, a full version,,,, 

of my favourite

rick and morty 

soundtrack,,,,

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I’m sick and tired of being called “mortal” like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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THE BEST 😭😭😭

This is my home, this is my city, if I go down, you comin’ with me.

Ayyyyye dorkly fam is bACK HAHAHA

gotta make their comeback bomb af

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Of course this is in LA 😭💚

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My bf surprised me with a drawing of our favourite grump~💚

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My bf surprised me with a drawing of our favourite grump~💚

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What if rick portalled into your room right now though~?

If nothing was different about my life right now? I'd honestly have to ask him why and HOW he's in this dimension 😅 Does he know about the cartoon, did he portal to my room on purpose? If he's aware of the cartoon, is he aware of the FANFICTION? I honestly just have too many questions to ask 😂

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With the same assumptions (being single, home-alone, + no Morty), @kitten-wrath you are 100% not alone here 😅 I would drop on my knees in a heartbeat ♥

Imagine if Rick portaled into your room. What would you do?

Huh… Well, because I’m an absolute crazy person, there’s a lot to consider with this.

First off, let’s assume that when he portals into my room, he’s the cartoon version of Rick because, frankly, a real life human version doesn’t interest me. Why, you may ask? Because I have a cartoon fetish, apparently. Also, let’s assume that I’m not married, so I’m alone. Let us lastly assume that he’s alone; meaning, no Morty tag along. So, with all those assumptions in place — I’ll scream bloody murder, wonder if I’ve finally gone off the deep end, decide I don’t care and then ask him if he’s DTF. I suppose, then, the remainder of this hypothetical situation is up to Rick.

This was a fun little thought experiment. Thanks anon! 👍🏼

What about you, hmmm?

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I keep forgetting to post this 😂 The deck-building game, "Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind" has a sequel in "The Rickshank Redemption"! It has given us the official names of our beloved SEAL Team Ricks! 💙

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having sex with rick & you both are really close he starts telling you "say it say it" so you tell him to go faster but that's not what he wants to hear so you tell him harder but again that's not it. You call him daddy like you know he likes but nope not it either. You've tried mostly everything so, exasperated, you go "fuck, rick, what do you want me to say? i love you?" &with those 3 little words he's going at it even better than before, grunting and groaning and telling you "say it /again/"

Mm yes this sort of thing reminds me of a young Rick all in his feelings, young and super emotional and desperate, his head tucked against your neck as he fucks into you hard and quick, panting and moaning and getting so damn close when you tell him what he wants to hear