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even-hell-runs-on-money-blog
money is a miser bestfriend
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Call me Mr.Kakuzu. I'm here to teach accounting.Do not under any circumstances bother me with any of your frothy problems I'm your teacher not your friend. that's all you need to know, now leave. [Affiliated with Shippuden Academy]
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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// Babe <3
((Wow!  It’s been awhile!  Sorry about that.  Craziness at home.  I’m back though.  ^^))
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omfg I love Korea
BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH STUDYING omg
I SAID DON'T DIE YET
//On Christmas & New Years. That’s about it. xD
LOL JUST KIDDING BUT NOT REALLY SINCE THIS IS KOREA AKA NERD LAND AND WE ALL JUST LOVE STUDYING UNTIL OUR EYES DRY OUT HAR;ALSKDJGA;LDKFJ /dies
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//Sorry for my recent inactivity, there was so much going on and I couldn't get myself in kakuzu pissed off mode.
anyway..who do I owe a reply?
and I'm up to start a new rp, maybe people I didn't rp with yet.
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// DUDE when don't you have exams!! I'm feeling exhausted for you asdfgh.
good luck with your finals (/-.-)/ <3
omfg -kicks- you can die later, go study now.
//I have no idea what’s even going on anymore. I have finals this Friday & all of next week. Hahahas;dlkgjahhahahahahaha /dies
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"That's your problem there, I'm not understanding and I'm sure as hell that I'm not f..*hiccup*..I'm not" 
Kakuzu waved a hand in front of him to confirm his last statement, backing off from the bar table, sitting upright on the stool. He wobbled a bit in his place losing his balance when he lent back, His arm flailed trying to avoid falling of the stool. A plain smile was drawn across his tanned face when he successfully gained back his balance, feeling more relaxed and carefree. One arm dropped to his lap while the other ran over his face, trying to rub the fuzziness out of his eyes.
"I was saying ?" He asked confusedly, his thought completely puzzled now.
“That sounds pretty simple to do. But then where would I find a roommate as understanding and fun to hang around as you, hm?”
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The white haired male smirked, chuckling loudly as he took another swig of his glass. Not bothering to pull his mask up until after he finished his entire drink, the sex ed teacher sighed gently as he remained slouched slightly over the bar counter. One arm propped up on an elbow as he used his hand to hold his face up lazily as he drank.
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Keeping his head buried in the pale's neck Kakuzu's hand dropped down from Hidan's hip reaching for the younger pants, Unbuckling the belt followed by an unzipping sound..with one tug he left Hidan only in his boxer, he pulled away little looking at his student pale delicate exposed body, dragging his tongue along own lips at the sight then biting down hard on his lips he trailed his hands on Hidan's arms that was wrapped around his neck the whole time, preying them of him and dragged him to bed and shoving him into it.
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He was about to retort to the comment about being annoying, but then noticed Kakuzu was touching his necklace.  Just like his sketchbook, he rarely let anybody touch his the symbol of his god.  He was listening to what Kakuzu was saying, but again it was about money and Hidan didn’t see the point of paying much attention. His thoughts were interrupted when he felt the tanned male push him up against the wall and give him a lip bruising kiss.  Keeping his arms around Kakuzu, Hidan closed his eyes in pleasure when the older male kissed down his jaw and his neck.  ’He really doesn’t fucking waste much time’  Hidan thought to himself.  
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"Shut up Hidan you're so annoying" he rubbed his temple, staring at hidan as he pouted blowing his cheeks then proceed to talked as what seemed to the accounting teacher for eternity."Time is money and money is not something I let go of that easily, like you with that sketchbook or this..necklace." he said wry holding between his tan finger the Jashin symbol that Hidan wore around his neck. Kissing the other back he put his hands on Hidan's hips he then pushed him against the near by wall, pressing a bruising kiss to the pal lips before moving down his jaw linem tracing kisses up his cheeks before moving to his chin, leaning down to kiss his neck.
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“Wha?!  That wasn’t nice, Kakuzu.”  The Jashinist pouted slightly though his expression didn’t last long when he heard Kakuzu mention about helping him get comfortable.  ”That would be nice……”  He watched Kakuzu’s hands unbutton the shirt completely before taking it off, which made him shirtless.  ”You waste no time, do you Kuzu?”  Hidan smirked as he kissed him again.
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Seeing the cracks caused by a smile on the side of the other man eyes Kakuzu rolled his eyes away from him all concerned by the money he'll be spending on this. "Friend" he rumbled the word over with raised brow then chuckled. Gulping half of the beer bottle at once over the idea of spending his money..he needed to ease the pain of losing his precious hard earned cash.
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glancing back from the corner of his eye at Kakashi, Kakuzu watched his roommate as he pulled his mask down, there was nothing wrong with his face unlike kakuzu He wondered of the reason that made him hide his face if he was this..well! handsome. NO HOMO..Kidding all of the homo "I just do, if you don't like it feel free to change your room" answered the man question. 
An immediate smile flashed across the teacher’s face. His eyes crinkling to show that he was. “Thanks friend. I’m so fortunate to have such an understanding roommate like you.” He chuckled as he pulled his mask down again to take another sip of his drink.
“Something really should be down about your constant growling though. Sometimes if my ears don’t deceive me I can even hear you growling in your sleep. Or is that the way you usually sound when snoring?”
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Seeing Hidan faking the cough Kakuzu pockerface raising both of his brows."You're sick alright with stupidity" he said teasing the younger, breaking their kiss. "I can help you with getting comfortable" Smirking widely his hand glided up Hidan's upper torso, unbuttoning his shirt then pulling it down the Jashinist hand leaving him shirtless.  
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The feel of the older male’s lips against his own caused Hidan to smile.  And being pulled closer to Kakuzu made it all the more perfect as well.  Just as he heard Kakuzu, Hidan started coughing in a teasing sort of manner.  ”I’m fucking sick…..and if I’m going to stay here from classes, I guess I should get back into some more comfortable things to sleep in.”  Kissing Kakuzu back for the second time, Hidan deepens it a little.  If he was staying in the dorm room with Kakuzu, he was going to make the best of it.
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Kakuzu's eyes were glued on Hidan as he approached him. Feeling the Jashinist soft cold skin touching his neck his hand dropped from the door handle and move grabbing Hidan's waist, kissing him back until he pulled back. "You don't look sick to me beside you're already dressed" he smirked pulling the younger into another kiss. 
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Hearing the sigh, Hidan continued looking at Kakuzu.  ”Yes, I’m still here.”  Getting up, Hidan walks over to Kakuzu and wraps his arms around him before kissing him.  ”You don’t have to leave, Kuzu.  I’d rather come back to somebody instead of coming into an empty damn dorm.”  Grinning after he got an idea, he looks at Kakuzu.  ”Or I could stay here and tell my teachers that I’m sick as well.  I didn’t sleep either……”  He trailed off, waiting to see the teacher’s reaction.
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Kakuzu sighed deeply in frustration, he could never win a fight with this boy not to mention his bad mouth, the accounting teacher looked at the door then back to Hidan unconsciously delaying his depart, a tired look in his eye "You're still here, aren't you?"
Sleepover
“Tch.  Who are you calling an idiot?  I’m leaving for class in less then an hour anyway.  But what the fuck ever, sleep where ever you want.”  Ruin his day off?  What the hell would he be doing to ruin his day off?  ”What the hell do you mean by ‘ruin your day off’?  I won’t be here to ruin anything!”  
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"I don't think I'll be able to have any sleep being in the same room with an idiot, I'm not going to let you ruin my day off." he stopped right in front of the door holding the  knob. "There's no reason for me to stay if you're not here, I better go to my room anyway"
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Hidan just felt Kakuzu get up and just watched him walk towards the door.  ”Oi!  Where are you going?  I’ll stop my damn drawing if it woke you up.”  Shutting his sketchbook, he put it back on the nightstand and laid the pencil on top of it.  He didn’t know why Kakuzu didn’t say anything.  Though he didn’t always talk anyway.
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The sleepy the acher couldn't sleep with all the scribble noise Hidan's was making, he raised up lifting his head from the pillow to sit on the bed. Growling while dropping his feet to the floor. he stood up and walked toward the door, promptly. Not saying a word to silver haired boy.
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20 minutes later, Hidan was dressed and ready for class.  As soon as he walked out of the bathroom he started looking for his books and other needed items for the day.  If he’s not going to be teaching then I wouldn’t have to turn in my damn homework…..now, what do I want to do to the fucking substitute?  And I can fucking cuss in class!  He was highly entertained by his thoughts and figured this was going to be an interesting day.  One that would land him in the principal’s office, but a day he would remember, that’s for sure.  He still had an hour and a half before his first class.  Which seemed to go extremely slow.  Sitting back down on the bed (the side Kakuzu wasn’t occupying), he waited.  Drawing would pass the time.  Grabbing his sketchbook, he started drawing.
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 He sound so excited for the substitute teacher..he's up to no good Kakuzu thought to himself then shrugged lightly seeing Hidan going into the bathroom. He reached down for the bed cover pulling it over to cover his shoulders."He's the substitute problem now" 
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Sick leave?  Then who was going to teach accounting?  Hidan grinned at the thought of a substitute teacher filling in.  He hadn’t tormented one of them in awhile and he missed it to tell the truth.  Getting up, he sighs.  ”Fine, what ever the hell you say.  If it’s a substitute, I’ll be on my best behavior.”  He smirks a little, knowing full well that Kakuzu couldn’t see it since his back was towards him. Grabbing a shirt and the rest of his clothes, he walks to the bathroom to get ready, turning on the shower.
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//ok, I'll be waiting..like always.
I'll be making more gif or colouring the Kakuzu in bikini :P
//I’ll reply in a couple of hours when I get up Mer.  ^^  Talk to you then. 
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Removing the arm that was covering his eyes Kakuzu look to the clock on the wall seeing that it was only 2 hours left for his class, he sighted then went back to his previous position "I'm too tired..I'll ask for a sick leave." he shirked, turning over giving his back to Hidan."Please don't make so much noise when you get ready for your classes." 
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“Tch.” was all Hidan said in response to Kakuzu’s comment.  It wasn’t like he really cared what the miser said.  Though he did hate silence.  ”I thought we had to get up due to classes being held today.”  
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Hearing hidan mumbling some words Kakuzu kept his hand on the younger mouth preventing him from saying anything understandable and only decided to remove it when he gave up and rested his head once again on his chest "Much better"
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Just as Kakuzu had covered his mouth, Hidan just looked at him.  ”F ‘u anted e to ut up….”  He decided it was pointless to continue trying to talk.  Putting his head back on Kakuzu’s chest, not going to sleep, but just laying there quietly.  
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