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So, a new house parks itself in the most awkward place ever. I mean, there are three good spots over looking the beach, but this stupid ass suddenly decides, hey, let's kill some hybrids and park my house where--

Oh.

Looks like SOMEONE is never leaving Evensong. Ever.

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Previous Villagers of Evensong

In light of Axel's recent departure, leaving Evensong down one villager, I decided to do a quick post of Evensong's previous villagers and why they might have moved. (Because I kept digging pitfalls around their houses.) So! Here we go. Evensong Past Edition, coming at you!

Trogdor the Burnitator. (Drago. Lazy/Alligator) All I did was call this guy Trogdor. He was one of the villagers who greeted me when I first came to Evensong. I don't think he liked it whenever I called him Trogdor, as that wasn't his name. Late one night I went up to his house and told him to burninate  every single peasant in the town. I probably scared the shit out of him, so he bailed out of Evensong pretty quickly.

Graham. (Smug/Hamster). I just... I don't even know where to begin. The real reason I kicked him out of Evensong... I mean... he moved out of Evensong... is because HE MOVED RIGHT ON TOP OF MY HOUSE. Dude, I put my house in a secluded area. Thanks for destroying all the trees I planted. I never got to know him because by the time I went to serve him with his eviction notice, he was gone.

Limberg. (Cranky/Mouse) One of the original villagers of Evensong. A friend of mine collects "ugly" villagers for reasons that I don't know. So, when he moved, I shoved him in the direction of a lofty town called Poptart. I lost track of his fate somewhere there.

Nana. (Normal/Monkey) JESUS CHRIST IT'S A GODDAMN MONKEY GET OUT I HATE MONKEYS. GET. OUT. I don't care if you're the sweetest little shit ever, YOU HAVE TO GO. I sent her packing to some random person who saved her from my screeching over how monkeys are the ugliest animal in the world.

Sylvia. (Uchi/Kangaroo) Okay, you sit there and tell me with a STRAIGHT FACE that female kangaroos aren't fucking creepy. Go on. Say it. I didn't think so.

Nate. (Lazy/Bear) This guy was a torn in my side that refused to leave, no matter what I did. I beat him with a net? He stayed. I buried pitfalls around his house? HE STAYED. I gave him rotten fruit? He fucking stayed. Finally, I killed him with kindness until he left. The guy did not leave for THREE MONTHS. A whole THREE MONTHS. He was an accidental move in that I never wanted. He, too, went onto greener pastures in the town of Poptart. Good riddance.

Iggly. (Jock/Penguin) He's another guy who moved to Poptart. I actually really liked Iggly, so his moving took me by surprise. We wrestled fish together. We laughed. We cried. And then he left me without even any pillow talk. The bastard.

Bonbon. (Peppy/Rabbit) One of the original villagers. We just didn't mesh. I didn't care for her and she didn't really care for me, so no love lost when she bailed on Evensong.

Renee. (Uchi/Rhino) GODDAMN IT, SHE MOVED IN RIGHT ON TOP OF MY HOUSE AROUND THE SAME TIME AS THAT STUPID HAMSTER. She had to go and she was an accidental move in, too... thanks to a fellow mayor from a little place called Hallen. I had to kill her with kindness to get her out, too. Ugh. I disliked her from the moment she came to live in Evensong. She never sensed my detest of her.

Samson. (Jock/Mouse) A random move in while I was running around a video game convention (Magfest) and meeting other mayors, so I could plunder their houses and steal their better-than-my furniture. He stuck around for a while. The guy liked poetry. A lot. I was sad to see him go, but Kid Cat, Axel, and Samson all lived in Evensong at the time. You could only imagine. They nearly up-heaved the entire town. 

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So, let me ask you this--if Evensong is so called a perfect town and Isabelle tells me no one ever wants to leave, WHY IS MY MUSCLE HEADED ELEPHANT LEAVING?

You little shit, you can't get away with this and then break my coro coro like this.

This post is in dedication to Axel.

Axel, you were kind of a dumbass. You and Kid Cat getting together really hurt my head sometimes and I don't know, maybe someone should have hit you with a dictionary sometimes. I kind of lied all those times I said I was the strongest in town, but I don't think you cared. My muscles are more like fat flabs. Here's to you, Axel, for getting out of Evensong and going... well, did you even pick a place?

Also, side note. Why do villagers take their house when they move? I don't get it. I mean, shouldn't it technically be there in the morning? How do they move their house? 

Axel, we had some epic times, like hide and seek... and the time you almost destroyed my bedroom when you jumped on the bed. I yelled until my throat became raw and you told me I had awesome throat muscles. Then you wanted me to teach you how to scream that loud, so you screamed, I cried--good times.

So, yes, we'll always be connected by our muscle telepathy. Aka Screaming.

Good bye, Axel. Happy crossing.

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Well, okay then, Axel. I'm just... going to go walk away now.

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No, Marina, I'm fairly certain it's only YOU who gets that urge, because I'm sure as hell sleeping. I need to rest up for mayoral duties...

... which is basically just walking around town and digging up the same damn fossils every day. 

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I'm walking along and doing my thing--growing those hybrids to make everything fucking beautiful in Evensong, when Kid Cat decides to stop doing his five-hundred rep set. 

Our local super hero is a gem, lemme tell ya.

Don't quit your day job, Kid Cat. The clown fish might actually win.

Also--he did actually keep my floors safe, which is good, because I hate cleaning. Maybe I'll get Marina to do some middle-of-the-night-cleaning. She has to do it. I'm the mayor.

I recently also received an update: Kid Cat and the Clown Fish are BFFs now. The Clown Fish has an oddly calm demeanor and holds back the Super Hero from making snap judgment. A day in the life. 

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So, back during Festivale, me and Pave got into something of a fight and we're not on good terms now. I mean, really... Pave, what the FUCK are you doing? Have some respect, man. My grandma is buried right there. The only one who can step on graves is ME and only me.  Needless to say, Pave put a restraining order against me. I dunno how Festivale is gonna go next year.

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Mayor Celeste // Lycoris

Evensong

Dream Address: 4100 3165 8344

  All QR code paths ARE NOT MINE and copyright their respective owners. The only thing I own are the dumb little gravestones.

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Facts About Evensong (The Town and Writer behind the Mayor)

Evensong noun

1.

( usually initial capital letter ) . Also called evening prayer.Anglican Church . a form of worship said or sung in the evening.

2.

vesper (  def 3c ) . Evensong is my second town. My first one went belly up when my SD card became corrupt and died on me. Rest in Peace, MutedHts. I've been playing ACNL when it came out, in June, and ES as been around since November. I am a time traveler and a duper. I enjoy this game a little too much. xD;; No, I am not religious in the least. I do, however, think the word 'Evensong' makes a really nice town name. Better than having a million towns named Hyrule, I guess. Sorry, not sorry. The town, itself, is kind of cluttered to give the illusion that everything was just plonked down. The ground is covered with gravestones and flowers because I wanted to make a cemetery town. Basically, everyone is living on top of dead bodies. I absolutely love gyroids and am known as the Gyroid Queen in one of the ACNL groups I frequent.  I am a writer, roleplayer, scholar, video gamer, and will try most things once. I also draw, but not well. My main blog is roflcopterdown.tumblr.com if you wanna go to my REBLOG ALL THINGS blog. I reblog anything that makes me laugh. This blog is strictly Animal Crossing and is a work of fiction. All characterization of my villagers as well as the other animals in my town (Booker, Isabelle, Brewster, etc) are all my own headcanons and up to my own interpretation. This blog is just for fun! I need something else to do with the amount of free time I have, thanks to the endless search for jobs and waiting to get my Masters degree. All QR codes belong to their respective owners. Thanks for putting them out there for me to use! The only QR code I own is the grave stone QR and the town flag of Evensong.  And remember, there is nothing more infuriating than your neighbors paying about 100 bells for a 400k project. Life is complicated and I'm richer in game than I am in real life. SIGH. 

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Villagers

Celeste. (Human) The fantastic mayor and dictator of Evensong. The cornerstone of Evensong. The life blood of Evensong--oh, who are we kidding, she's as lazy as they come.

Marina. (Normal/Octopus) Marina is a recent move in. Sure, she's a sweetie. Likes to read books. Gets along with Coco. For some reason, she likes to clean in the dead of night when everyone should be sleeping or digging up graves. Who the hell cleans in the middle of the night? She's a cute kid, sure and walk kinda funny because she walks on six legs instead of two. I bet Birdo is her long lost cousin.

Muffy. (Uchi/Sheep) This is my homegirl, right here. I forgive her for selling me fake paintings, but it seems to make her happy and hey--I'm a people pleaser. Despite the fact that she's all gothed out, I think she can probably punch the shit out of the sports-freaks in my town.

Kid Cat. (Jock/Cat) No, Kid Cat, I do not want to get up at the ass crack of dawn to go jogging with you. Other than being obsessed with fitness, I think he has an obsession with rainbows and poetry. I also think Felicity has a thing for him, but he's too dense to notice that. He's the resident super hero. Good thing, too, because Booker sure as hell doesn't do his job.

Marshal. (Smug/Squirrel) Marshal parked his adorably sulky face on top of some hybrids in a ridiculous location. He also put his house on top of some graves. It's okay. I forgive him. We don't know each other much, yet, but he's already hit on me several times. Despite his cranky visage, he's a sweet heart who's somewhat arrogant.

Coco. (Normal/Rabbit) I don't care what anyone thinks. Coco is the best little lady ever. (Her hollow eyes are charming, okay?) I think she's super shy, but she's quite passionate around me. We both share a creepy love of gyroids and watching dumb movies on the SyFy channel. We tried to find a sharktopus once. 

Lucky. (Lazy/Dog) I don't know what the hell happened to Lucky before he moved in. Me and the others think he was in 'nam. His name is so ironic and he thinks I'm a ninja. We bond over food, because if there's something I love more than gyroids and sleeping, it's food.

Knox. (Cranky/Chicken) Knox is the old man who yells at kids to get off of his lawn, despite not being a kid. For some reason, he's taken a shining to me. He has this deep ass voice and thankfully, does NOT climb on his house and screech at 4 in the morning. He's usually sour and oddly philosophical.

Blaire. (Snooty/Squirrel) She's such a bitch, but she makes me laugh so hard. The other day, I caught her swearing at the sky for raining too much and she told the sky to get over itself. Blaire was my first BFF in Evensong. She's a scamp who tries to spread rumors and I think she secretly ships everyone. I bet she's a giant creeper like me. For some reason, she thinks Oranges are aliens that live on her floor.

Felicity. (Cat/Peppy) I don't even know where she came from, but Felicity is always smiling. Always. Sometimes, it gets on my nerves and she keeps telling me to turn my frown upside down. We go shopping together sometimes. Needs constant reassurance about her sparkle. Best friends with Carmen.

Carmen. (Rabbit/Peppy) Her and Felicity are so alike. When they get together with Axel, they break sound barriers. Also needs constant reassurance, but much less than Carmen. Apparently grass insults her when I'm not looking. I think she's fishing for compliments. She always asks me for furniture. Go to the local store and buy some. Do I look like I'm made of money?

Apparently I am, because I funded this entire town.

Lycoris. (Human) The second human resident of Evensong and Mayor Celeste's brother. He's kind of a shut in. He appears when the Mayor needs extra gyroid storage. The villagers are confused as to who this guy is as Celeste has yet to introduce him to everyone because she is, in fact, lazy. 

And those are the residents of Evensong. Stay tuned, because you never know when any of them move out.

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Welcome to Evensong

So, sometime in November, I got drafted for this neato job of being the mayor. Took the wrong train, because when I got off that midnight train going anywhere, I ended up in a town full of animals.  They decided to make me their dictator, under the thinly veiled guise of "mayor." (Honestly, who does that? They don't even know who I am.) This is my personaL blog about every day life in the town of Evensong, which is currently absolutely perfect. (You keep your peons happy, they give you toilets, apparently.) I'm Mayor Celeste, nicknamed Swaggy C around these parts. Welcome to Evensong. Also, me and Celeste the Owl are total name buddies. We high five in the dead of the night when everyone's asleep... and then steal all the gyroids. --- This blog is just an Animal Crossing New Leaf blog, run casually so I can post screen shots and other random things, all in the point of view of my mayor character. xD;; It's just for fun, so, if you follow, thanks, and enjoy!