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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*

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what the fuck is wrong with imdb

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I offer only vampire angst today I'm afraid 😗

#Art #Astarion #bg3

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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C O M F O R T ❤️‍🩹

they didn’t give us the chance to comfort Astarion during this scene so i created it myself 🥺😭

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

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can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

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Once again having to contact goodreads to get my fanfiction removed. I already ask that people do not add my work to goodreads in my author's notes, but it is tiresome having to email the team and ask them (yet again) to remove these listings.

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Imagine if they find Luigi innocent and he has to go through the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got Turbodoxxed That One Time Because Everyone Thought He Was An Assassin.

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how am i supposed to get anything done when this thing lives in my house

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a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

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So I've got a DnD party of OCs, whom I like to draw smooching each other on my -ahem- other account. But! I love them in sfw ways too! This instance I wanted to do costume construction design♥

Breakdowns!! Let's start with Valla and Kren, the og ocs of this party. They're a couple, and are extremely cute with each other.

Ennis next, who is a grumpy butthead who maybe possibly discovered an eldritch being bound to a magical tome he carries around. ...maybe.

And finally Aeth and Ridian, who are also a couple! They're in an open relationship, because part of being a bard and/or rogue is being EXTREMELY horny. I love them.

Enjoy my weird silly sexy babies! If you want to see them un♥censored.....check out caiterbates.bsky.social >:3

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food again at all!