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Girls will be boys
Boys will be girls
Fascists will 💖 be shot💖
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big fan of rose quartz. i think we should have more rocks with just a bit of iron in them that makes them bright pink
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Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other on Tumblr
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unfinished(-ish?) art from uhhhh lemme check ... over a year ago :,D i don't think i'm gonna polish it up or anything like ever at this point but i always really liked working on this one! (also unfinished art looks neat to me)
i took references of Poison Ivy from The Cramps for drawing Poison Ivy of Detective Comics/Batman lol i just needed to get it out of my system :,) both the person and the character are really coolll
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customer was having a super divorced phone call VERY loudly earlier. she was like "this is why you don't have custody". I genuinely had to walk away because I couldn't stop laughing
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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
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it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living
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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s
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I don’t understand how seeing any kind of bird could be bad luck because you get to see a bird
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so basically, up your butt is one of the most classic places for things to go
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