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*offers you an evil retirement plan and extremely good evil workplace benefits*
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Kurapika: Four hours is the most time I’ve ever spent alone with any human. It was the worst experience of my life. Leorio: What about that time we drove up to Boston together. That was about four hours. Leorio: Oh, I see what just happened.
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“Come,' he said, 'come, we must see and act. Devils or no devils, or all the devils at once, it matters not; we fight him all the same”
Abraham Van Helsing
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Hisoka
Next in line is Hisoka “I’ll take you and yo nigga” Marrow
Now you see my dude Hisoka be doing some real questionable things
Especially when it comes to Gon, so at first I really wasn’t feeling him
But bitch I was sorely mistaken
Everything he does just screams that he is that bitch
Like you can’t tell me Hisoka won’t blow you and yo nigga back out
Y’all know he definitely goes both ways
Do y’all see how fucking snatched his waist is
Like I’m sorry but it ain’t nobody on this Earth that could rock the fuck out of this but Hisoka
He reminds me of Prince, cause even dressed like that he could pull the baddest bitch around
And do y’all see that dick print whew Jesus 🙌🏾🙌🏾
Now in the distribution of hands Hisoka is very laid back and chill
Gon is real life trying to fuck him up and he smiling and shit like it’s a joke
Like he is really treating Gon like light weight and idk how to handle that
Did y’all see that quick ass dodge
He bent his back on some exorcist shit and he still caught the ball after number five tried to end his shit
And let’s not forget that Hisoka has his own fucking entrance music
Bitch when I heard them maracas playing I knew Hisoka was bout to end somebody’s life
And then you got this nigga coming out the fucking woodworks talking about some damn revenge
Hisoka straight clowned this nigga
Like first I don’t even think Hisoka remembered the dude so that’s his first L
Then you got Hisoka just dodging his shit with ease and you could tell dude was trying his hardest so that’s another L
After he finally got a cut on Hisoka he was happy as fuck
Only for Hisoka to catch his damn knives and start tossing them bitches like it wasn’t nothing
This nigga said himself that it took him damn near forever to master that technique
And here go Hisoka showing his ass up in a damn second
In a total that nigga took at least seven L’s so he set himself up for failure
And let’s not forget that his fucking power is gum
Like bitch you telling me that he going around beating niggas up with candy
The disrespect those niggas must feel
And don’t act like yall don’t see them red bottoms he got on
Look at that smug ass look on his face
He knows he can’t be fucked with
I just can’t handle this
And that’s all folks, I feel like these are getting longer and longer and idk how to feel about that but y’all seem to like them so I’ll keep em coming.
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To the woman with the most perfect smile and the kindest eyes💜
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Your smile has always been something I cherished. Something I craved. And it was also something I took for granted far too many times.
And like a fool, I tried to hide it away from the world.
I will always beat myself up for that. For there is no cage nor cell that could hold You, yet You chose to stay put anyways.
Thank You.
A feeling felt
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13 year old me hearing Liam Neeson say "I love you" in fallout 3 while my actual parents are going through a divorce

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people use their blinkers at the last second as if it lets you parry a hit like street fighter
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To My Little Goddess
Hate is such a strong word, but in my heart there lies such a dark and twisted Hate.
To start, I Hate not brushing my teeth behind You while You perform Your morning ritual. Every single time You just stand there, swaying softly, gracefully. Impossibly beautiful, wearing only that little pink robe You fancy so much.
I Hate not hearing Your voice in the kitchen, casually talking to Yourself, dipping a wooden spoon into whatever exquisite sauce You are preparing for dinner. It’s a small kitchen, but I promise You, Darling. I will get You the kitchen You deserve. For whom else will You cook? Such beauty You hold, especially when You are cooking. But what else can I expect? You are Sicilian, and my mouth is watering just thinking about Our next home cooked meal together.
I really Hate not sleeping with You. I have developed a taste for You, my sweet Ambrosia. The soft, warm skin of Your back pressed tightly to my chest, the feint feeling of Your heart beating ever so softly. If I had only one day left on this thrice-forsaken rock, I’d spend it like that. For never has there been a sweeter feeling, than You in My arms.
Little Goddess,
You are the One that takes My pain away.
You are the One who has washed away My Sins.
You are the One that holds My bleeding heart.
I worship You.
I will always worship You.
You, who has always been Mine.
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