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Starting a Wheel of Time reread. Have made a spreadsheet to identify where various tree species are located. Get ready for wot tree posting.

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T'es la meilleure chose qui m'est arrivée

Mais aussi la pire chose qui m'est arrivée💔

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He Who Tweets With the Dawn is causing chaos already

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you and your dreadful little polycule haven't seen the last of me

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WOT SEASON 3 TRAILER

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We couldn't end EHR without answering a few important questions, like: How did idiots like us stumble into podcasting success? What happens now? What happens to the website? And, of course, which Wheel of Time character should have a gun?

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Haha sorry

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Moiraine taking a (much needed and deserved) break :)

prints available here

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Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character

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everytime i wear a long flowy skirt and am forced to fix and arrange it whenever I sit down I mentally pour one out for Robert Jordan

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Turns out this post is about how many Aes Sedai are evil but I fully thought this was about to be a discussion of how many are gay lmao

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With no more chapters to summarize, it's just us and a Rainforest Cafe-themed novelty light-up cup, trying to decide whether and by what metrics Wheel of Time is a successful series.

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I forgot that there’s a moment early in The Shadow Rising where Berelain looks at Mat when they’re all in the Stone, mutters “too much like me” and goes off to try to seduce Perrin. Incredible. We were deprived of Mat & Berelain as friends who bounce around the Westlands, bringing out the absolute worst in each other and trying to solve problems with gambling, sex, and lying through their teeth. I’d greenlight five seasons of a spin-off on concept alone

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So pretty early on in The Fires of Heaven, our boy Mat hands a necklace to one of the Maidens to impress her, not realizing that giving a gift like that as a close as a dude can come in Aiel culture to proposing. Which means. This guy. Has not one but TWO accidental proposals under his belt. Incredible writing decision, no notes, RJ really said “I will explore cultural differences by making Matrim Cauthon get accidentally engaged as many times as possible” and that was the best possible choice