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"Those potatoes need salt" my father says, as I eat a second unseasoned glob of mash tater
For I love potato in each form it takes
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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back
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If you're eating naan bread and someone asks you whats going on, u can say something witty like "none of your businaans"
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ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked
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