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Kate McKinnon getting her hair pulled by a pornstar Nina Hartley

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Hancock: The floor is lava!

Danse: [helps Preston onto the counter]

Deacon: [kicks MacCready off the sofa]

Hancock: [on top of the fridge] As you can see, there are two types of lovers.

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i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

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in december 1889, alexander parvus, a russian jew who had become a german revolutionary (& later financier, it’s a long story), announced the birth of a son in the sächsische arbeiterzeitung, publishing, “we announce the birth of a healthy, cheerful enemy of the state”

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"are you okay" girl i am on ao3 looking for fanfiction from my comfort ship when i was 12 what do you think

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If Harry styles can brainwash millions of women into thinking he’s attractive then there’s hope for anyone💞

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Companions as vines that give me the will to live

Cait

“YOU READY TO FUCKING DIE!?”

“WHAYSHSH I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME!”

Curie

“Happy birthday raven!”

“i can’t swim”

Codsworth

“ALL MY LIFE MAN FUCK SAKE”

“no”

“n o”

“LET HIM EAT MY ASS LIKE A CUPCAKE”

“N O”

Dogmeat

“THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU”

*intense bork*

Danse

“Boo!”

*defensive stance*

“i’ll kill you, i’ll kill you, i’m not even worried about it.”

Deacon

“So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties..”

Piper

“When there’s too much drama at school all you gotta do is

walk awayayayayayayayyyyyyy”

Preston

“hey i’m lesbian”

“i thought you were amurcian”

Nick

“Is there anything better than pussy? yes, a really good book”

*intense piano*

MacCready

“Excuse my potty mouth

SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

Hancock

“Miss Kiesha? Miss Kiesha!? Miss Keisha!

oh my fucking god the bitch dead”

Strong

“He need some milk!!”

X6

“Who’s the hottest Uber driver you’ve ever seen?”

“Uh I’ve never went to Ovoo Javer”

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Other companions when Sole steals something: Stealing is bad, STOP it >:(

MacCready when Sole steals:

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la noire is fun

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Fallout 4: All Companion Swap Dialogues

So here are all the dialogues for swapping companions in Fallout 4, taken from both the game itself and the extracted dialogue files on the other Fallout Wiki. I thought I’d put them here since a lot of them are bugged in my game at least, especially X6′s dialogues. (Cut for length)

Keep reading

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A meme compilation, theme: emails and how they found you

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Billy Ward… a-and the Dominoes. Not just Billy, they were there too.

Here comes Bing Crosby, saying we should “Accentuate the Positive.” I guess that was easy if you were Bing Crosby.

Do you think… I mean, do you think Bob and Bing Crosby ever got into fights over who was the better Crosby?

So, this next one… I mean, you make a song called “Rocket 69” and… I just… I don’t even… I can’t. I just can’t.

Elton Britt is next, with a song that… Well, frankly it sounds very irresponsible, for several reasons. Here’s “Uranium Fever”.

Ray Smith is “Right Behind You, Baby”… I mean, it’s his song. He’s not actually behind you. I didn’t… I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle anyone. You should turn around, there might be someone there. But it’s not Ray Smith.

Skeeter Davis… a name I still find confusing.

Ah, here’s Billie Holiday, with.. “Eeeeasy Living”. A song thAT MAKES NO SENSE ANY MORE.

Choice Chops wants you to know we have meat. Just meat. Stop asking if we have anything else!

I WILL PROTECT TRAVIS WITH MY LIFE he is the most precious thing to me. His delivery entirely makes these though, I know

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Three Dog: knows everything youve done, has an organisation of spies to watch your every move even with crumbling infrastructure, nothing happens in the capital wasteland without him knowing about it

Travis "Lonely" Miles: receives stories of your travels through random eye witnesses with many gaps of information. not the best source of news but he does his best

Mr New Vegas: has no god damn clue you exist, every time he reports on you youre an unknown civilian. you kill ceasar and hes got no clue who did it